Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 294, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 12 December 1910 — Page 2

The Daily Republican Every Day lQxcept Sunday HEALEY & CLARK, Publishers. RENSSELAER, INDIANA.

The fcky -man la the man ot the century. Aviation is, after all, less dangerous than football. ■ t : The freak hat is doomed, we are told. Ah, but which freak hat? Don't keep your mouth open when looking at airships. It is a bad habit. Ballooning is somewhat like tobogganing, but the walk back is more fatiguing. It is just as fatal to be killed in a football game as in an aeroplane catastrophe. Perhaps the hobble skirt is the cause for the new fashion of large pedal extremities. The man-bird should not attempt at this stage of the game too many shines in the air. When a man lives in a boarding house he lets Bomebody else worry about.the price of coal. Aerial wonders top one another until the general public is beginning to be surprised by nothing. According to reports, the government will soon have to set aside reservations to prevent the Yankees from becoming extinct The Chinese may adopt a compromise. When they stop pinching the feet of their girls they may put on them hobble skirts.

A German banker spent eight months In America and did not marry. He is rich, so there must be some other reason. Dunning by postal card has been forbidden by the post 'office department. Hereafter the dunners must use two-cent stamps. A Russian military balloon went up over 20,000 feet the other day. That Is enough to get out of range of any ordinary Japanese fleet. We have grown as a people this year 5,275,000,000 bushels of corn, oats, wheat, barley and potatoes, and no one should go hungry. One woman of the "400” paid sll,000 In duties on her gowns recently. The ‘400” has ceased to practise smuggling except at odd times. Everything seems to Indicate that It will be several years yet before the science of aviating can be considered entirely out of Its Infancy. One of Yale’s jprofessors is afraid America is soon to become a monarchy. He probably has nothing else at this time to be afraid of. A trick horse that had been stolen shook hands with the rightful owner, to the undoing of the thief. We defy a trick automobile to do that. The prune supply at a New York hospital was short and boarding house guests will be surprised to hear there is quite a fuss about it.

The police have discovered a man leaning against a corner building who had been dead three hours. “All things come to him who waits.” As to the consequences, there does not seem to be much to choose between a woman automobilist turning thief and her machine turning turtle. People hooted at a woman in Columbus, Ga., because she wore a hobble skirt in the streets. Can it be possible that the age of southern chivalry is past? j Six billion cigarettes were consumed In the United States last year; yet there are in this country a good many young men whose fingers are not stained. In Cranford, N. J., a thief stole a SIOO gold watch from the pocket of a police sergeant while that official dosed in the police station. What that policeman needs is a chaperon. The life of the city boy is indeed hard. No more Fourth of July, no more Hallowe’en and an increase in the number of vacation schools is only matched by a condemnation of moving picture shows.

Aviation is becoming extremely profitable—if not for the country, certainly for the aviators. But the cash inducements to risk life and limb cause the science of airship building to get a move on. Wireless lighting is now announced by a Danish inventor. Nature’s lighting has always been wireless, and here mere man only imitates. In 8t Louis there is a robber who is known as “the candy kid.” He probably got the .name owing to his possession of sticky fingers. A western scientist claims to have discovered a chemical which is death and destruction to germs. Is this century approaching the climax of a dig easeloss world?

The ONLOOKER

by WILBUR D. NESBIT

(Stovaine, the new anesthetic, permits the patient to retain his consciousness, and carry on a conversation, while being operated upon.) Gather 'round me, skilful surgeon, nurse, physician and chlrurgeon, Let my conversation burgeon while you carve upon my rib; I shall rest without a quiver- and without a shake or shiver As you cut apart my liver. If you won’t say I am glib. Go ahead and slice my sinew with the , best of skill that’s In you While I merrily continue to inquire a little bit: Tell me why when I am ailing and to you I come a-tralllng, I must find It unavailing to ask what you christen it. You will nod and hem and haw some in in your manner more than awesome Till you make me think you saw some subtle symptom of the plague; Then you tell me to keep quiet and you fix me up a diet That’s enough to start a riot—but the rest of It Is vague. You will write me a prescription couched In something like Egyptian, Looking like a wild conniption of a spider in the ink; Though with sclehce you have planned it and by rights you may command it. Still, If I could understand It, il would help a lot, I think. What’s the matter, doctor? Truly, I don’t mean to be unruly; Please don’t look at me so colly or I Think that I shall weep. But the doctors and the nurses brought the drug that talk dispenses And In spite of feeble curses put the talking one to sleep!

The Airdale Dog.

The airdale, airedale, or ayredale dog, is just now becoming quite popular. It is enthusiastically described as possessing all the good qualities of all other dogs; it has the gentleness of the collie, the loving disposition of the pug, the solidity of the bulldog, the acuteness of the terrier and the poise of a Wienerwurst. The airdale is almost devoid of tail, being merely rudimentary in that respect However, it possesses a populistic wealth of whiskers. In fact, its hirsute arrangement is such that if you do not know what it is you begin to wonder if it is a doormat come to life. It is one of the few shredded-look-ing dogs that ever achieved petdom. The airdale has an affectionate disposition, and being practically devoid of wagging facilities it expresses its affection by implanting moist kisses upon those whom it loves. The fine thing about the airdale is that being utterly devoid of beauty its owner can really become enthusiastic while telling of other reasons for liking it.

His Handicap.

“The greatest bandmaster I ever knew,” says the man with the ashes on his vest, “was a little, slim, baldheaded, smooth-faced fellow named John Smith. As a band leader he made all these famous ones look like hopeless amateurs.” "I never heard of him,” argues the man with the reversible tie. “Of course you didn’t Nor did anybody else. Didn't I just say that he was a little, slim, bald-headed, smoothfaced fellow, and that his name was John Smith?”

A Practical Man.

"I haven’t any use for impractical men," Said my philosophical old Uncle Ben. "These fellers inventin’ their ’lectrical things An’ ships that will sail through the air on their wings An’ telegraft lines that’ll run without wires An’ ovens to cook up your meals without fires— Impractical schemes! Jest you wait till you've seen • - My latest perpetual motion machine!”

Waiting.

“Walk in, sir,” says St. Peter to the shade who has been sitting on a cloud for several days. “Come right in. I told you it would be all right for you to do so.” “Thank you,” replies the shade. “I want to wait out here, if I may, until the fellow who sold me cantaloupes last summer comes along. I want to see you send him down the chute.”

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DISCOURAGEMENTS OF LITER TURE.

Mrs. Quiz —Has your husband ever been accused of plagiarism? Mrs. Spacer—No; and it discourages him, too. It shows he has never written anything that’s so good other people would like to claim it.

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Kidding Worse Than Cutting.

Talk about making good with your friends, a New Orleans man told everybody he knew that he was going to Philadelphia for the dual purpose of peeing the world’s baseball series and having a slight surgical operation performed. Reaching this city, he consulted a specialist, and was told that an operation was not necessary. “But, doctor,” the New Orleans party urgently interposed, “it must be done.” “Why must it?” wonderingly queried the surgeon. “Because,” was the startling rejoinder of the Southern man, “I told all the boys at home that I was going to have an operation performed, and if I don’t make good they will kid the life out of me.”—Philadelphia Telegraph.

On the Senators.

The wit of Bishop Seth Ward amuses Nashville frequently. BiEhop Ward, in company with two senators, came forth from a Nashville reception the other day and entered a waiting motor car. “Ah, bishop,” said one of his companions, “you are not like your master. He was content to ride an ass.” “Yes, and so should I be,” Bishop Ward answered, “but there’s no such animal to be got nowadays. They make them all senators.*

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At the One Horse.

Jere L. Sullivan, the head of the Hotel and Restaurant Employees’ International alliance, said in Cincinnati, apropos of Labor day; “Our American hotels are better than they used to be, and for this betterment my organization deserves no little credit.

“We have today no such hotels as the One Horse of Tin Can, where, if you asked for a bath, they used to give you a shovel and tell you to go down to the hollow and dam the creek.

"An English earl once visited the One Horse hotel. The landlord without ceremony led him outside, pointed to a window on the fifth floor, and said; “ ‘Thar’s yer room.’ ’’

Schurz Was Sure of Him.

Carl Schurz was dining one night with a man who had written a book of poems, so called, and who was pleased with himself. The poet was discoursing on the time-Worn topic of politics of the men who take office. “I consider politics and politicians beneath my notice,” he said. "I do not care for office. I wouldn’t be a senator or cabinet officer, and I doubt if I could be tempted by the offer of the presidency. For the matter of that, I would rather be known as a third-rate poet than a first-rate statesman.” “Well, aren’t you?” Schurz shouted at him.

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