Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 290, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 7 December 1910 — PAVEMENT PHILOSOPHY. [ARTICLE]

PAVEMENT PHILOSOPHY.

Hush money talks, too. Good cheer is a valuable asset. Time isn’t money to the loafer. Love isn’t so blind in the morning. Some people lose by not keeping in line. Walking pigeon-toed is not confined to doves. A beautiful stocking proves nothing on the inside. What is one man’s pie is another man’s pudding. Also one man’s safety razor is another man’s scalping knife. The hobble skirt is first cousin to the French heel. Smoked hapis are good, but who wants to be a ham? Swearing may ease the mind, but it hardens the conscience. Some women grow old worrying over how to keep young. When a man thinks he’s doing great work he is beginning to go down hill. Some people have such a hankering for excitement that they are willing to start some of their own. Probably because “all the world’s a stage” -is the reason so many people think they’d make good actors. No doubt some of the people who say they can’t sleep very -well have a habit of staying out nights a good deal.