Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 282, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 November 1910 — Ooh! [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

Ooh!

"Papa,” asks little Percy, ‘“what is a safety match?” Mr. Penhecker looks carefully about to see if his wife is within hearing distance, then takes little Percy on his knee and whispers softly in bis ear: “A safety match, son, is when a bald-headed man marries an armless woman.”