Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 268, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 November 1910 — Page 3

Mutual Expectations.

A notoriously close-fisted man. was taking his golfing holiday in Scotland, where he hoped to improve his game, and, by driving a hard bargain, had managed to secure the exclusive servlces of a first-class caddie, who was known to be a very good player. Mind, now,” said the ambitious southerner, “I expect to receive some really good tips from you during my stay here, you understand?" “Aye," replied the Scotsman, hitching up the heavy bag, “an’ Ah'm expectin’ the like frae ye, ye ken.”—Golf Illustrated. or Omo Crrr or Toledo, i ■< Lucas County. f esrtntr oath tost he k lenKa bus,"" tR « Arm ot F. J Chxnky A Co., dalnj sIorMAM 111 'J 1 ® Clty 0( Toledo. County and SUM ONETmm?»H£* “ u flrm wUI P a V the sum ot ~... DOLLARS for each and ever} Ball's that «•“>“>* be cured by the use ot “ALL s Catarhh Cure. Sworn k . FRANK J. CHENEY, this a° b * , ? r * me and subscribed In my presence. «nisjsth day 0 f December. A. D.. 1886. •J seal 1 A. W. GLEASON, ’ —v— ' Notaky Public. Btr?rVi'„’ , CatAlTh Cure Is taken Internally and sett Svstem 7 eP 01 ! lhe blood and mucous surfaces of tbs Bend tor testimonials, free. Bold k— „ „ F - CHENEY A CO.. Toledo, a SS?„ b .J 1 Dnißklsts. 750. A»*e Hall • Family Pills for constipation.

An Endless Job,

"I’ll bet I could keep a fairy godmother busy.” “As to how?” I’d have her look after my touring car.”

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Laying the Foundation.

’Why are you always so careful to ask advice about what you are going to do?” “So that if things go wrong I can say *1 told you so.’ ”

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BICYCLE ON RAILS

INGENIOUS INVENTION TO BE CREDITED TO FRANCE. Seemingly Every Contingency Is Provlded for in Machine That Surely Should Be Capable of Making Fast Time. A set of attachments, by which the ordinary bicycle can be made to run

cycle. The iower ends of these'forks bear ball rollers and these, coming incontact with each side of the rail, resist derailment without resulting In enough friction to impede the speed of the rider. The second attachment Is a light bicycle-tube framework, bearing a

How Attachments Are Carried.

roller at Its outer en.d This frame Is made fast to the bicycle under the saddle and at the hub of the rear wheel, and extends to the second track of the railway. The roller It carries runs on the top of this rall.and maintains the equilibrium of the machine. The possibility of one track being higher than the other, as at curves In the road, is provided for by means of the light bar that runs along the top of the framework supporting the outriding roller. This, operated by a handle within reach of the rider, engages with a mechanism which allows

Bicycle In Position on Rail.

the roller to be Vertically extended or drawn closer to the end of the framework, thus making possible the proper pitch of the machine, so that It will always be slightly leaning towards the second rail. When the bicycle is in ordinary use, the outriding roller and its framework are attached to the upper bar of the frame and the set of forks is raised clear of the ground.—Popular Mechanics.

Growth of English Engines.

Although British locomotives, limited as they are by the narrower clearances of tunnels, bridges, etc., have never reached the size of locomo-’ tives in America, there has been a steady growth in dimensions, and some of the latest engines are extremely powerful. Thus ten of the Atlantic type, built for the East Coast Scottish express use, have a total heating surface of 5,466 square feet, and a grate area of 27 square feet. The barrel of the boiler is 6 feet 6 inches in diameter, and 15 feet 10% inches in length. The tank has a capacity of 4,125 gallons of water, and five tons of coal. The total weight of the engine alone is nearly 90 tons.—Scientific American.

Largest Switch Tower.

The largest electrically-controlled ■witch tower in the world has Just been put Into service at Providence, R. 1., on the New York, New Haven & Hartford 1 * railroad. The tower la equipped with T 7 switch levers, providing. 266 combinations. Elaborate precautions are furnished to prevent the giving of a wrong signal. The power used is taken from the feed wires of the railway, but as a precaution two other sources of power are provided, which may be drawn upon In case of emergency.—Scientific American.

Cows Overcoats.

One day little Margie saw a dray loaded with hides passing the house. “Oh, mamma,” she exclaimed, "there goes a man with a whole stock of cows' overcoats.”

With Due Care.

Dignity Is a very proper sort of thing, but don’t put on too much of It, or you may be taken for a butler.— Uppinoott’a

on a railroad track, mas been brought out in France and ia said to" be meeting with perfect success. Two distinct attachments are used, one to insure the straight running of the bicycle and the other to maintain the equilibrium. The first mentioned consists of a set of forks attached to the regular forks- of the bl-

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One of the Best Rest Cures.

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AWFUL BURNING ITCH CURED IN A DAY

"In the middle of the night of March 80th I woke up with a burning itch In my two hands and I felt as if I could pull them apart. In the morning the itching had gone to my chest and during that day it spread all over my body. I was red and raw from the top of my head to the soles of my feet and I was in continual agony from the itching. I could neither lie down nor sit up. I happened to see about Cuticura Remedies, and I thought I would give them a trial. I took a good bath with the Cuticura Soap and used the Cuticura Ointment I put it on from my head down to my feet and then went to bed. On the first of April I felt like a new man. The itching was almost gone. I continued with the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment and during that day the itching completely left me. Frank Gridley, 325 East 43rd Street. New York City, Apr. 27, 1909.” Cuticura Remedies are sold throughout the worla; Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Props, Boston, Mass.

Getting a Reputation.

There is a desk in the senate particularly convenient as a place from which to make speeches. It is next to the aisle and almost in the center of the chamber, and affords an opportunity for the speaker to make everybody hear. At least. a dozen senators, according to the Washington correspondent of the St. Louis Star, have borrowed this desk when they had special utterances to deliver to the senate. This led, not Jong ago, to a mild protest from its legitimate occupant. "I am perfectly willing to give up my desk,” said he, “but I am afraid people will think that the same man is talking all the time. I don’t want to get the reputation of constantly filling the senate with words.” Youth’s Companion.

Planning a Desperate Revenge.

The haughty, imperious beauty handed him hack his ring. “Now that all is oVer between us,“ she said, “I suppose you will buy a revolver and put an end to your wretched existence?” “Worse than that!” he hissed, being careful to introduce the necessary sibilant; "far wors-s-se! I shall steal a revolver! And I shall shoot your measly little sore eyed poodle!" A wild shriek burst from her lips. She fell upon her knees and - But he had gone. Vr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets first put up 40 years ago. They regulate and invigorstomach, liver and bowels. Sugarcoated tiny granules. “ Bome people treat the sermon as a table d’hote dinner, picking out the thlngß that will not agree with them.

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HIS LIVELIHOOD AT STAKE

Certainly Candidate for Governor Could Not Expect to Get That Vote. Q An Incident in which former Got. Odell of New York figured as the victim was told by Col. James Hamilton Lewis at a recent banquet. “When Gov. Odell was last running for office,” said Col. Lewis, “there had been a great deal of talk about Niagara falls and the electrical power that could be conferred on all parts of New York. One day an old negro baited Mr. Odell and said: “ ‘Mr. Odell, is yo’ runnin’ for gov’ner, sah?’ ‘“I am,’ answered the candidate. “‘I guess yo’ want my vote, den,’ said the old colored man. “ ‘Well, I would like to have your vote, Zeb. I have known you for »o many years.’ “ 'Well, I Jist want to ask you a question, Mr. Odell, befo’ I give mah vote to you. Are yo’ for electric lights in dis town?’ “ ‘Well, Zeb, I am for all modern Improvements,’ said Odell, with a alight flourish. “ ‘Well, sah, I cain’t vote for you,’ said Zeb with firmness. ‘Yo* done forget dat I is a lamp lighter.’"

When He Hedged on Faith.

“Dar> nuthin’ lak faith ” said Brother Williams. *T once prayed a fat turkey oft a high roost, but the sheriff took him f’m me -ez I wuz gwine home ter cook him, an’ I wuz took ter jail.” "Why didn’t you pray your way out of jail?” someone asked. "I would ’adone It,” was the reply, “but I didn’t want Providence ter know I was In no slch place." A good honest remedy tor Rheumatism Neuralgia and Sore Throat is Hamlins Wizard Oil. Nothing will so quickly drive out all pain and inflammation. They who talk much of dying are usually dead already.

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