Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 268, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 10 November 1910 — Page 2

The Daily Republican ®w»ry D»T Except Sunday HEALEY A RENSSELAER, INDIANA.

Isn’t it strange how automobiles won’t take a joke? Possibly the society smuggler Is only a kleptomaniac. Further, an aeroplane, judiciously handled, lays golden eggs. ___ Portland cement is to be cheaper-!? have you tried digesting it? Summer keeps running back for Just one more parting word. Detroit goat eats a $lO bill. Well, what goat ever got indigestion from swallowing ten bones? The new five-dollar bills will be smaller, says an exchange. Easier to break, too, we presume. King Alfonso is afraid he may lose his throne. Foolish boy!—why didn’t he put it in his wife’s pame? These are fine days to find mushrooms. If you feel ill the next day, you’ll know that you didn’t New York waiter buys SIOO,OOO worth of government bonds. ’’All things come to him who waits.” Wild grapes are very scarce this fall, says the Boston Globe, but the sour variety are still plentiful enough. A French duke has invited his friends to an aeroplane tea. Could any “high tea" be higher than that? New York street car conductor breaks his arm ringing up fares. Talk about strenuosity ha doing one's duty! —- A New York woman who obtained a divorce 18 years ago has just applied for alimony. When is a poor devil safe? y, San Francisco is waging a relentless war against rats, but it doesn't seem to have any effect on Paris coiffures, so far. With the Bible still leading the list of best sellers, the morals of the country cannot be so very much deteriorated, after all. An Italian has invented an aeroplane which cannot fall. This is an improvement even over those which can swim and climb trees. If there is any argument in favor of letting college boys haze themselves it must be that they need to get it out of their systems. Someone has written an article on “The Duty of the Dollar,” this being something that our American tourists have been trying to dodge. In New York there is a woman one hundred and two years old who has lived ninety-six years in Manhattan. Well, it must have been in Harlem. New York man, forty years old. and about to wed. says he has never yet kissed a girl. - He'll still be “about to wed*’ forty years from now .- bridegroom—of five weeks deserted his bride because she was “a block of ice." Naturally, she immediately proceeded to make it hot for him. There is a man in Virginia who says that to marry after fifty means trouble. He is an optimist. What does he think it means to marry before fifty? . When a man of ninety-six walks ten miles to get a marriage license the truth that live is ever young gives another knock-out blow to the Oslerian theory. An Ohio judge rules that a pretzel —to nrit a dangerous weapon. Whether he will be so confident concerning the exhibition of sliced cucumbers remains to be seen. Isn’t there a fine touch of uncon- ’ sclous humor in the preachments on American extravagance which American millionaires deliver when they come home from motor tours through Europe? Why is it that the man who cunningly plans to murder his wife or his sweetheart and brutally carries out his plan always “breaks down ard cries like a child” when his guilt Is fastened upon him? Why should there be so much excitement aviator breaks the record for attaining the greatest height? The thing to become enthusiastic over, it seems to us. is in getting safely down from the greatest height. A St. Paul burglar has returned money he had stolen three years ago He has evidently reformed —partially. When he completely reforms he win Insist on paying the penalty he Incurred by violating the moral and criminal law Thieves have been known to steal hot stoves, but even this feat is snr passed by that of robbers in New Jersey who stole six cars loaded with merchandise by cutting a freight train In two and with the fcooty. Bo far, this holds the record.

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The Key to Germany.

CapL Charles King, the author, praised, at the Milwaukee club, the German element in Milwaukee’s population. ( “I know a soldier.” said Capt. King, “who met the kaiser last year in Berlin. “ ‘You have a thorough knowledge of our best thought and customs,’ said the kaiser. ‘Have you ever been to Germany before?’ “ ‘O, yes, sir,’ said the soldier. “ 'What cities have you visited? Berlin and Hamburg?’ asked the kaiser. “ 'No, sir,’ said the soldier. ‘Milwaukee.’ ’’

What About Him?

The talk had gone back and fro, and the youthful socialist had been announcing that no man ought to get his living by cheating, and we all listened to him, and agreed that It was dreadful when men and women did not tell the truth, but tried to make their living by deceiving people. Millionaires, landowners, financiers, we scarified all of them who cheat the public. “No one should make a living by deception,” said the young man. Then a quiet voice from a woman came from the corner of the sofa. “What about the conjurer?”—London Chronicle.

Model African King.

The Christian village of Hombo In Africa is a proof of the power of the gospel. At daybreak every morning the horn Is blown and the people assemble at the king’s house to hear the word of God read, and to praise and pray. Witchcraft and superstition have fallen under the power of the gospel, and the heathens are taking knowledge of it. The native church at Loanda contributes sll a month for the support of native workers on a native station in the interior of Angola.

Deserved the Shoes.

The weary wayfarer leaned over the fence and watched the housewife doing her chores. "Ah, lady,” he said, tipping his hat, “I used to be a professional humorist If I tell you a funny story will you give me an old pair of shoes?” “Well, that depends," responded the busy housewife; “you must remember that brevity is the soul of wit.” “Yes, mum, I remember that, and brevity is the sole of each of my shoes, mum.”

THE FIRST TASTE Learned to Drink Coffee When a Baby.

If parents realized the fact that coffee contains a drug— caffeine —which is especially harmful to children, they would doubtless hesitate before giving the babies coffee to drink. “When I was a child in my mother's arms and first began to nibble things at the table, mother used to give me sips of coffee. As my parents used coffee exclusively at meals 1 never knew there was anything to drink but coffee and water. “And so I contracted the coffee habit early. I remember when quite young the continual use of coffee so affected my parents that they tried roasting wheat and barley, then ground it in the coffee-mill, as a substitute for coffee. “But it did not taste right and they went back to coffee again. That was long before Postum was ever heard of. I continued to use coffee until 1 was 27, and when I got into office work, I began to have nervous spells. Especially after , breakfast I was so nervous I could scarcely attend to my correspondence. “At night, after having coffee for supper, I could hardly sleep, and on rising in the morning would feel weak and nervous. “A friend persuaded me to try Postum. My wife and I did not like it at first, but later when boiled good and -strong it was fine. Now we would not give up Postum for the best coffee we ever tasted. "I can now get good sleep, am free from nervousness and headaches. I recommend Postum to all coffee drinkers.” Read “The Road to Weliville." In Pkgs. “There’s a Reason.” Ever read the above letter? A aew •ae appears from time to time. They ■re yen aloe, true, aad fall of hum la tercet.

WONA'S REALM

IN “PICTURE” HATS THE FASHIONABLE DESIGNS FOR ~“ THE WINTER. i Most of the Styles That Will Be Worn Are Decidedly Graceful—lllustration of One of the Most Pleasing. Like and unlike are these widebrimmed, graceful hats, covered with velvet, which our American beauties Will don when occasions call forth picturesque millinery. They are from those eminent French designers who excel In hats of this sort. The brims curve gently, the crowns fit well, the designs are simple and there is an abundance of rich trimming, but not a hint of overtrimming. The Illustration shows a black hat beautifully made. A mass of white ostrich plumes like a small bank of 6now is mounted In a wreath about the crown. The plume springs from the front and toward the right side, and in- each of these models the heaviest trimming Is at the right No other trimming could be used with such a snowy mass of plumage. The brim Is of the droopy variety, but curls upward all around and with more abruptness at the left side. Very rich, but less chaste, a hat in a gray-blue, trimmed with a mass of blue heron and Persian ornaments Is made to wear with a special gown. The

coloring Is so soft, however, that it may do duty with others. The feather is more gray than blue, and has white markings. Many soft colors appear in the ornaments. These trimmings would be as appropriate on gray or Amethyst or black as they are ,on tke strange blue shown in the model. The brim is very wide all round, but curves considerably at the left, the upward turn apparently narrowing it. There is no extreme tilt or poise in these large hats. In fact, fashion has decreed more quiet in the posing of good millinery. The rakish angle is tabooed. But there is much sprightliness of brim in the turbans and small hats, and eyes are well shaded in the round hats with mauve drooping brims.

JULIA BOTTOMLEY.

KEEP HAIR PROPER COLOR

Attention to Details Will Put Off for Many Years the Always Un- '■ welcome Gray. — * tt Despite the enthusiasts who rave over young fnces and white hair, no woman really welcomes gray hair; she may become reconciled to it to the point of not favoring dyes, but that is all. Therefore take every precaution to keep the hair from turning. Poor general health will do it; so will excessive. worry ~or_ _loo_ jolucli brain work without proper exercise and relaxation. Nothing will cause the hair to become gray so quickly as allowing the scalp to be robbed of nourishing oils. For this reason, too. much shampooing or the use of drying mixtures on the hair is bad. Tonics that contain plenty of oil are invaluable to keep the natural luster of the hair, and should be used regularly by those whose family has a tendency to turn gray early.

A Workbasket Hint.

Keep In your workbasket several large-size safety pins, and use them to string loose buttons, hooks, eyes, etc. Keep those of the same size on the same pin, black hooks on black pins, white eyes on white pins, etc. Thus you never will have an untidy workbasket, or be delayed by not being able to And instantly what you are looking for. r Fasten tfca safety pins to one side of the lining of your basket—and your method of securing neatness will be complete.

HERE IS AUTOMATIC WAITER

Device Enabling Guests to Help Themselves Adds to Pleasure of Meal. A device described as an automatic waiter is here Illustrated. At the ends of the rods, radiating from the central standard, are holders that may be adjusted to different sizes. On these are placed the dishes to be served.

Revolving Food Server.

silver, and receptacles for salt, pepper and relishes. When the food has been placed upon the waiter the guests revolve it and help themselves! —Popular Mechanics.

WEARING OF PASTE JEWELS

Practise That Is Not to Be Commended—Many Reasons Why It Is in Poor Taste. This concerns a practise that only In recent years has assumed dangerous proportions—the wearing of paste jewels. There is no doubt that French jewelry Is artistic and beautiful, bqt many women now bedeck themselves in evening dress with Parisian jewelry that is such a close imitation of the real thing that there la intent to deceive. The moment this occurs bad taste creeps in. • Frankness In wearing Parisian jewelry is the one thing that makes it possible to the gentlewoman. No matter if everyone else does wear paste, do not acquire the habit. False hair and false jewels are not lovely, though “every one wears them” nowadays. This placid acceptance of falss standards —something that would have been impossible a generation ago—'Will undoubtedly lower the ideals of what constitutes a gentlewoman and the things she permits herself to wear.

AVOID TOO MANY CLOTHES

No Advantage in Over-Supply of Gar ments, No Matter of What Description. : • -——- —■■■ ; A woman who desires to dress well on a small income, and It can be done, must learn first of all never to have too many clothes on hand at once. Let her buy the things she needs, wear them out, and then buy others. It ia better to have one well-fitting tailormade suit, keep It rigorously pressed and In order, wear It until it shows signs of wear, and then replace it than It is to have several inferior suits. As to large stocks of underwear, they are only an anxiety. If not looked after frequently they grow yellow or a vagrant mouse makes a nest in them. Styles, too, alter frequently in underwear as in outer garments; also human figures alter and grow fat sometimes, and the treasured articles won’t fit when they are brought out. As to shoes, it is better for the feet and better for the shoes to have several changes and wear them in rotation, but if shoes are kept too long the leather is apt to rot.

Children’s Frocks.

i More and more mothers are realizing that not only good taste, but good sense Insists upon simplicity in little children's clothes. Furbelows are uncomfortable, tiresome and a bother to the youngsters, mothers, and likewise the laundress. Plain percales and galateas make very sturdy frocks, standing the knocks and rubs of juvenile strenuous ness with great fortitude. Cherry and gingharife in dark, yet cheerful colorings make splendid little dresses and autumn wear. The vogue of the Dutch neck seems assured, and mothers are safe in making the little fall frocks In this sensible fashion.

The New Collar Pins.

It may be surprising to hear that Dutch collar pins have gone. It is only the name, however, that has pass ed. Pierrot pins have taken their place. The fan-shapqd Pierrot pin baa tfie advantage of following the lines of the frock where it rqeets the throat. 'Bar pins are in the ascendency. Abecoming accessory to be worn witi Pierrot collars is a black velvet collarette v/Ph jeweled ornament.

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Why the Boy Gave Thanks.

Alan had played the entire day with little brother without an impatient 'word. After saying his customary prayer that night, his mother suggested that he add: “I thank God I was not impatient with little brother today.” This he did with much fervency; after which he remarked that there were some other things' he would like to thank God for, and forthwith he closed his eyes and said: “I thank God I offered my candy to father before taking any myself. “I thank God I offered my candy to mother before taking any myself. “I thank God I offered my cfendy to little brother before taking any myself. “And I thank God there was some left.” —Lipplncott’s.

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His Point of View.

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