Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 260, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 1 November 1910 — EMPTY ADVICE. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

EMPTY ADVICE.

. -Mike —Shure, 01 feel very queer, Dan. 01 have sich a feel av fullness after me meals. Do yes know a rimldy fur thot? Dan—Oi do, me bhoy.. Whin yezsit down to ate a meal, don’t ate ony. Mike—But thin 01 shud be full av amptineßs! The Most Noticeable Change. “So you have lived In- Europe for 25 years? That’s a long time for a man to be away from his own country.” “Yes, it is, and I’m mighty glad to be home again.” "I suppose you notice a great many changes?” “Yes, many.” “What, If I may ask, is the greatest change that has come to your notice?" “The greatest change. It seems to me, is to be found In the fact that the vice-president of the United States succeeds in getting his name In the papers nearly as often as he might if he were a baseball player or a promising lightweight prizefighter.”