Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 259, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 31 October 1910 — Couldn’t Loss Him. [ARTICLE]

Couldn’t Loss Him.

An Irishman one day bought a pistol and took to the road. A little way on he met a traveler. “Your money or your life,” said Pat Til tell you what" said the other. 11l give you all my money for that pistol.” “Agreed,” said Pat And they exchanged. “Now,” said the traveler, “band back that money or I’ll shoot!” “Blase away, my hearty," said Pat “not a bit of powder be there in it”— Jester.