Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 254, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 October 1910 — Page 3

Professional Cards »B. R. c. ENGLISH *XTBXOIU| Aim BtiaOBOS tentlon. 1 calls given prompt at phone* l ‘i7'P e * ldiMlo * **** one > >»• Offlc* *«n— law, Hid. »8. L M. WASHBURN. liaki!*™ 014 * AHD BtTBOBOV 8 Diseases of th- ■ Over Both Brothers. DB. F. A. TURFLER. osteopathic physician ms 1 Mil 8, Murray Building. p . Rensselaer, Indiana. denceiL e 3,0 P 0 ngß ° n S °°’ r6 "‘ ch?o U nTc e 8» treats both acute and ■peciafty. Sea Be- s P inal curvatures • DR. E. N. LOT Successor to Dr. W. W. Hartsell. „ homeopathist ce Frame building on Cullen street east of court house. p„,. OPPIOH PHONE 89 Residence CoUege Avenue, Phone I*9 —. Rensselaer, Indiana. F. H. HEMPHILL, M. D. Physician and Surgeon ■pedal attention to diseases of women ■ad low grades of fever. Office in Williams block. Opposite Court Hqus© ~ Tele Ph°ne, office and residence, 448. ARTHUR H. HOPKINS LOANS AND REAL ESTATE °n farms and city property IS” o ®?}, security and chattel mortgage ertv Be U and rent farms and city prop- * arr u and city Are insurance Office over Chfcfcgo Bargain Store. Hensselaer, Indiana. *• r. Irwin B. C. Irwin IRWIN A IRWIN tAW, BEAD ESTATE AND XNStTI ANCB. loaM - ° fflce ‘® 048 FRANK FO T TZ Lawyer Practices in All Courts Telephone No. 16 E. P. HONAN ATTORNEY AY DAW o^ a n’ .Loans, Abstracts, Insuranct and Real Estate. Will practice in all the courts. All business attended tc with promptness and dispatch. Rensselaer, Indiana. H. L. SHOWN DENTIST Crown and Bridge Work and Teetl Without Plates a Specialty. All tht latest methods In Dentistry. Oas ad ministered for painless extraction. Of flee over Larslris Drug: Store. I. O. O. F. Building. Phone 159 JOHN A. DUNLAP, Lawyer. Practice in all courts. Estates settled. Farm Loans. Collection department. _ Notary In the office. Rensselaer, . Indiana

Chicago to Northwest, Indianapolis. Cincinnati, and th. South, LouisVilla and French Dick Springs. BENBSEDABB TXMB TABLE In Effect January IS, 1910. SOUTBC Bor. ID. No. 6 —Louttville Mall 10:56 a.m No. 33-—lndymapolis Mall ... 1:68 P.m. No. 89. —Milk Accom 6:02 p.m. No. Ex 11:05 p.m. No. 31—Fast Mall 4:46 a.m NOBTHBOIJD. No. 4—Mall ... 4:49 am No. 40—Milk Accom. 7:81 a.m Ka 32—Fast Mall 10:06 turn No. 6 —Mall and Ex 3:13 p.m No. 10—Cln. to Chi. Mail ... 6:02 p.m No. 6, south bound, makes connection at Monon for Indianapolis, arriving in that city at 2:20 p. m. Also train No. 38, north bound, leaves Indianapolis at 11:45 ft m., and connects at Monon with No. 6, arriving at Rensselaer at 3:l* p. m. Train No. 81 makes connection at Monon for Lafayette, arriving at La fayette at 6:16 a. m. No. 14, leavlrfg Lafayette at 4:30 p. m., connects with No. 30 at Monon, arriving at Rensselaer at 6:o* p. m. Effective April 16th and until further notice. Cedar Lake will be a flag stop for trains No. &, 4. >0 and SS.

PUBLIC SALE. Having traded for the farm and stock, the undersigned will sell at public Bale at the Joe Davisson farm, 7% miles north and 1% miles east of Rensselaer, 1% miles east of Aix, 6 miles southwest of Gifford, in Barkley township, beginning at 10:00 o’clock A. M., on WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26, 1910, the following property: 8 head of Horses —2 draft horses, weight 1,400 pounds; 1 driving mare, weight about 1,000. 6 milch cows—All but one giving milk, and all will be fresh between pow and the first of March. 8 Hogs— l brood sow with pigß, 1 fat hog; 1 shoat. About 6 tons timothy hay In stack and barn; half acre popcorn in field; 35 bushels old corn In crib; 25 acres corn in field; about half an acre of potatoes in the ground. Farm Implements—Two sets work harness, 1 set almost new; set single driving harness; 1 wagon; 1 buggy; 1 set hay ladders; set of gravel dump boards; breaking plow; double and ■single shovel plows, and one 2-horse .cultivator; spring-tooth harrow; corn planter; grindstone and other articles. * TERMS-—A credit of 12 months will *e given on all sums over $5.00, with approved security, without interest if paid when due; if not paid when due, ■& per cent interest will be charged from date of sale. Sums of $6.00 and under, cash. 6 per cent oft for cash on sums over $5.00. No property to JM removed until settled for/ Hot lunch on ground. ISAAC OYERMYEB. Fred Phillips* Auctioneer. CL 6. Spltier, Clerk. ' You get your sale bills when YOU want them, when ordered at The Republican office.

“KNOCKED DAYLIGHTS OUT OF RHEUMATISM.” New Rhenmatlsm Remedy Is Antidote For Uric Acid. “By thunder, I got a whole case—a dozen bottles of the ‘Fuss’ Rheumatism Cure, determined to get cured of my 3year case of bull-bog Inflammatory rheumatism. I didn't need the dozen, you KSjL y° u —three bottles knocked the daylights right out of It, and cured me completely. The other nine bottles I gave to rheumatic friends, and they are hopping around pretty lively new, same as 1 2, 1 ?; , Fuss ’ is a wonder.” This Is but one of hundreds of similar reports on this amazing remedy, the onlyknown antidote to uric acid. Purthermore. It is as safe as food, containing n F« ch ,*°ral, opium, chloroform or other stimulant or narcotic; not a drop. “Fuss” gives Immediate relief, and destroys uric acid In „the blood, which causes rheumatism, gtofc lumbago and kidney trouble. ?£>” -Don’t hesitate but get “Fuss” and stop the agony right oil and get cured.-' Fuss” Rheumatism Cure sold at *I.OO a bottle in Rensselaer by B. F. Fendig, and by all leading druggists, or will be sent prepaid on receipt of *I.OO, or 6 bottles for *5.00, by the Fuss Remedy Co., Flint, Mich.

PUBLIC SALE. The undersigned will sell at public sale at his residence, 10 miles southeast of Rensselaer, 3% miles south of McCoysburg, 5 miles southwest of Lee, 8 miles west of Mouon, 8 miles north of Wolcott, known as the Carey Huston place, beginning at 10:30 o’clock a. m./on TUESDAY, NOYEMBER 1, 1910, the folowing property: Three Good Heavy Work Horses. Six Head of Sheep—Consisting of five ewes and one buck. Seven Head of Cattle—Consisting of two Jersey cows, giving milk; one white-faced cow, 5 years old, giving milk; one cow will be fresh in April. 2 yearling heifers, fresh in April; 2 good Spring male calves. 8 Hogs—l brood sow, 7 shoats. Implements— 1 Deering binder, good as new; 1 disc; 1 riding plow, new, plowed only 20 acres; one Oliver walking plow; 1 spring-tooth Harrow; one flexible spike-tooth harrow; one 1horse wheat drill, fertilizer attachments; 1 corn cutter. Yehicles, etc.—l carriage, 1 buggy; 35 acres of corn, some in shock. Hay in stack. Shredded fodder in mow. Some fencing. Some household goods. An English bull dog and some poultry. TERMS—A credit of 11 months will be given on all sums over SIO.OO, with approved security, if paid when due; if not paid when due, 8 per cent interest will be charged from date of sale. A discount of 6 per cent will be given on sums over SIO.OO for cash. Sums of SIO.OO and under, cash. No property to be removed until settled for. Hot lunch served. EDWARD HERMAN. Dyer & Wright, Auctioneers. W. 0. Kinney, Clerk. PUBLIC SALE OF DAIRY STOCK. As I am intending to quit the dairy business, I will sell at public sale at iny residence in Hanging Grove township, 9 miles east of Rensselaer and 2 miles north of Lee, beginning at 10:09 o’clock a. m., on WEDNESDAY, NOYEMBER 2, 1910, the following property: 25 Head of Cattle—Consisting of 15 dairy cows, some fresh, with calves by side; some Springers, others giving good flow of milk; 1 black Polled-An-gus bull. These cows are all first-class dairy stock. 15 Head of Hogs—lo head of shoats, weighing about 100 lbs.; 5 brood sows, will pig about day of sale. 5 tons of good clover hay In stack. TEBMS —A credit of 12 months will be given on all sums over SIO.OO, with approved security, without Interest If paid when due; if not paid when due, 8 per cent interest will be charged from date of Bale. A discount of 6 per cent will be given on sums over SIO.OO for cash. Sums of SIO.OO and under, cash. No property to be removed until settled for. Hot lunch served. “ ISAAC PARCELS. Fred Phillips, Auctioneer. E. L. Hollingsworth, Clerk. Rummage Sale. The Presbyterian ladles will hold their annual rummage sale on Friday and Saturday, Oct. 28 and 29, in the room first door north of B. K. Zimmerman’s tailor shop, formerly accupled by Scott Bros. Many useful articles of household use and wearing apparel will be on Bale at almoßt your own price. The ladles also solicit articles for this sale and those having anything they wish to donate will please let the Presbyterian ladies know. Attention W. B. C. Every member of the W. R. C. is requested to be present at the G. A. R. hall on Saturday afternoon, October 29th, at two o’clock, to make arrangements for Inspection and other matters.- By order of president. Robert Parker Miles delivered bis lecture, “Tallow Dips,” and fairly captured his large audience. He was easily the best number of the lecture course.—Paris (Ill.) Dally Gazette. At M. E. church tonight.

THE PARSIMONIOUS COCKTAIL.

Continued from Page Two. Grudgingly, with shaking hands and quaking soul, Banks produced the money, hill by bill. It was all there now, on the. bed, but the odd cents, and he seemed to have only a quarter and a phir of dimes left, in the way of small stuff. He breathed hard. He searched and searched; and at last, from different pockets of his clothes, he produced five pennies and, throwing them down, snarled: “There’s your' blood money! Open the door!” The attendant obeyed. Banks rose swiftly. The attehdant smiled. “Want your hat and coat?” “Certainly! ” “Ten dollars more!” “What! I—” “You yell like that and you won’t stand one chance in ten billion of getting out of here,” grinned the blond man. “Going to pay?” From Banks’ pocket came a single ten-dollar certificate. He crammed his handkerchief in his mouth to deaden the shriek of pain that followed. He lowered his head to hide the tears that welled up from some new, inexplicable emotion as the money went. He had to have his coat; he had to have his hat, but —oh, the agony of paying for them! They came quickly. He slipped.lnto the big sable coat and donned the hat. He turned without a word and walked out of the room.

There was a big staircase ahead. Naturally, leading downward, it must end somewhere near the entrance of the strange establishment. He made for it, and he was in no way hindered. He looked downward. Below was the broad, open corridor through which he must have entered in the mysterious darkness. There were curtained doors at either side, and from somewhere came a hum of conversation and a low laugh or two. But, chiefly, what appeared to* be a big vestibule door stood unguarded, and all he had to do was to walk down and out! He walked. He accomplished the staircase in perhaps three seconds, without making a sound, and he was in the lower hall and within fifteen feet of the outer door. He stopped for an instant and looked through the curtained door to the right; there was a big room, with half a dozen men In big chairs, reading industriously through penny evening newspapers. He turned to the left and looked in. There, about a large table, were three men. To all appearances they were playing poker. But instead of any sign of real money, instead of any chips or anything else that looked like money they were playing with ordinary, white dried beans! More than that, they were men he knew well. For they were none other than John Seabright, Jared Barkus and James Tate! Whereupon, despite all care on the part of the author, there comes another pause! These pauses are getting to be positively astonishing; and yet this pause was perhaps the most thrilling of all. For Banks stood between the parted curtains and gulped just six times in quick succession. They were there—all three of them. All three of the gentlemen he had selected to float his Consolidated Cold Water deal were sitting around the same table in this mysterious house and playing poker with dried beans! And these were the same men, absolutely the same men, who used to keep Mr, Banfleld and others running an all-night express-service between the house and the All-Night Trust Company in the palmy days. These were the men who never bought the sort of champagne that was printed on the wine-list! These were the men who would give you ten or twenty thousand in cold cash from their pockets when you asked them! And Just then one of the men spied him and squealed aloud in amazement. The man was John Seabright, and he shrieked: “Banks, what in blazes are you doing here?” “What?” said the millionaire, as he advanced Into the room. “Weren’t you bad enough before?” “What?" The trio dropped their cards. They leaned back and shrieked in loud and gladsome merriment. They hugged their sides and bellowed. They wiped the tears from their eyes and bellowed Boms more. As nearly as Banks could judge, the consensus of the whole thing was: “What are you doing here?” Banks gulped and came closer. He rubbed his eyes and sought for an explanation. None forthcoming, he threw aside the main problem once more and came straight to business with: Seabright, what the devil are you doing here?” “Enjoying life.” “And what are the beans worth?” “The beans aren’t worth a cent a million!” Barkus answered. “This outfit has got too wise to risk any money on the turn of a card!” “What?” “You bet!” cried Tate and Seabright in joyful choruiß. “You’re not merely playing for beans themselves?” gurgled Banks. “Somewhat!” said Seabright placidly. “The fellow that wins the most beans gets a cent at the end of the game!” , There was marked satisfaction at the remark. The others nodded. Banks saw the Whole thing. They had been kidnaped as he bad been and they had been madb crazy. He stepped to Seabright and laid a hand on his shoulded. “John,” he said solemnly, “I want

you to drop all this nonsense and come home with me. Where were you day before yesterday?” “Right here, thank Heaven!” responded the erstwhile millionaire. “Well, get out of here now and come home witlr me. We’ve got no end of things to talk over, you know.” “I know we had!” answered Seabright with a rich chuckle. “At present I stay right where I am!” “But—” "When you want coin for your Consolidated Cold Water, put it in yourself!” cried Seabright nastily. Banks shrugged his shoulders. He turned to Tate and Barkus. “Then, since Seabright chooses to turn aside a good opportunity to invest a little money, I shall have to ask you—” Two echoing laughs greeted him—laughs of such derisive intensity that a queer chill went through Banks! “When you want to catch any more good things, Worden, get a hook and a net and look elsewhere!” Tate roared happily. “There’s nothing doing here now!” “And there won’t be!” shrieked Barkus cheerily. Banks rubbed his forehead dazedly. They were all crazy—that was it! They were crazy as the craziest. He couldn’t understand how or why it had happened, but crazy they were, and—- "* “How the dickens did the three of you ever get here?” he cried. “What sort of a den Is this?” The chorus of laughter went up again. Seabright dried his eyes first and said: “Why, you confounded chump, this is Dr. Rausenfeld’s sanatorium for the cure of the—” He stopped very abruptly. The front door had slammed sharply. In the corridor heavy steps were audible. The curtains parted and through them came a massive man. He was all of a half foot over six feet in height. His head was a shock of coarse red hair; from his chin depended a full, bushy foot of the same material. His eyes were bright, redrimmed and rather wild—and as they surveyed the millionaire in the furcoat they became wilder. He strode into the big, plainly furnished room, and every footfall was a crash! He came straight to Banks and laid a ham-like hand upon his shoulder; and from some deep spot in his chest came a roar of: “What are you doing here?” “Why, I—I—” “Isn’t your name Worden Banks?” “Most certainly it is, but—” “Then outside of here you go, and if it shall ever be that I catch you here again, there is trouble like that place where the devil lives!” thundered the amazing colossus! And Banks was seized by the collar, suddenly and disrespectfully. He was shoved bodily toward the door and out through two vestibules! He was escorted—nay, helped—down the steps by the obliging red giant; and he was left upon the curb with a wild, snarled injuction in a foreign language. After which, with* Banks standing upon the curb and the door closing and the automobile sliding up obediently through the stilly night, the vestibule light went out and a ringing chorus of laughter came from the strange abode! Mr. Banks climbed into his machine and all but fell flat in the tonneau. He straightened himself up and pulled the robe around him; and while his mind said, “What in the name of several kinds of bright blue blazes have I struck?” his lips said, merely and faintly: “Home!” (To be continued.)

CATARRH SUFFERERS.

Good Thing to Know. If you now own a Hyomei hard rubber inhaler, B. F. Fendig wants you to know that he will sell you a bottle of HYOMEI for only 50 cents. Remember this, all who suffer with catarrh—a bottle of HYOMEI (pronounce it High-o-me) is put up in a separate package and sold for 50 cents, to accommodate the vast army of people who already own a Hyomei inhaler. B. F. Fendig will sell it to you at that price and give you the opportunity to begin at once to rid yourself of vile catarrh and the snuffling, hawking and spitting that go with It. Many people through years of neglect have let catarrh get a strong hold upon them. Some of these people un reasonably think that one bottle of HYOMEI ought to cure them. No matter how chronic your catarrh troubles, HYOMEI is guaranteed by B. F. Fendig to cure them if you give it half a chance. Just breathe it, that’s all, and its healing, soothing, antiseptic properties will make you feel better in a day. If you own an inhaler get a 50 cent bottle of HYOMEI at B. F. Fendig’s today. If you do not own a Hyomei inhaler, ask for a SI.OO outfit, which includes inhaler.

By the simple narration of a few of Hie interesting events in which he has flayed a prominent part he cap hold an audience spellbound for hours. The lowa newspaper men who have made his acquaintance have decided that the profession has suffered loss and the platform has gained a prize.—Cedar Rapids (Iowa) Gazette. Robert Parker Miles, at ,M. E. church, tonight You get your sale bills want them, when ordered at The Republican office. Calling cards at the Republican.

Classified Column. KNOWN VALUES PUBLISHERS CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING ASSOCIATION PAPERS WE ARE MEMBERS Papers in all parts of the States and Canada. Yonr wants supplied—anywhere any time by the best mediums in the country. Get onr membership lists—Check papers yon want. We do the rest. Publishers Classified Advertising Association, Buffalo, N. Y. FOR SALE, For Sale—A first-class base burnei; only used two years. Inquire of B. F, Fendig, at Drug Store. For Sale—soo hedge posts, I also do-all kind of hedge and stump pulling and clearing and grubbing. Inquire of Arlie Rowen, phone 318. - * For Sale—One Champion Stewart soft coal burner; condition good as new. Inquire of Chas. Shaw. For Sale—Model F Buick touring car, or will trade for stock. Address Geo. W. Terwilleger, phone 525 E, or address R. D. No. 4. For Sale—The Erhardt Wuerthner farm, in Newton township. For particulars apply to J. M. Sauser, on the John Goetz farm. For Sale—Good seasoned cord wood and fence posts. Emil Johnson, phone 21 B, Mt. Ayr, Ind. FOB RENT. For Rent—Flat over McKay laundry. In fine condition. Inquire at Republican office. WANTED. Wanted—At once, a good stenographer. Dunlap & Parkinson, I. O. O. F. Bldg. Wanted—Family washings. Mrs. Chas. Elder, one block east of C. Kellner’s. FOUND. Lost—Ladies’ small black purse, containing $2 bill and some small change. Return to Republican office. LOST. Lost—l. O. O. F. ring with encampment emblem. Reward for return to Frank Critser, night watch, Rensselaer. AUTOMOBILES. One after another the “cut-price” automobiles are reducing their prices to compete with Maxwell prices. But their real competition is Maxwell perfection.—MAXWELL. MONEY TO LOAN. ■ T —- Money to Loan—lnsurance company money on first farm mortgage security. Inquire of E. P. Honan. lO.tf

■ A PROMPT, EFFECTIVE ■ ■ REMEDY FOR ALL FORMB OF* Irheumatisml I U " n KiSLy a0 Tr olbl/^end* l Kindred O/mssm. ■ Applied externally it affords almost in- H M stant relief from pain, while permanent ■ ■ results are being effected by taking it In- ■ M ternally, purifying the blood, dissolving H ■ the poisonous substance and removing it ■ ■ from the system. ■ 1 DR. O. L. GATEB I I Hancock, Minn., writes: ■ “A little girl here had such * weak backcaueed ■ ■ by Rheumatism and kidney Trouble that aha ■ ■ oould not ttand on her feet. The moment they ■ ■ put her down on the floor she would scream ■ ■ with palna I treated her with “S-DItOPS" and ■ ■ today she runs around aa welt and happy as can ■ ■ be. I prescribe "5-DROPS” for my patients and ■ ■ use tt in my practice.” -■ I Large Rise Bottle “S-DROPS” (800 Dm«s>| I 91.00. Per Bale bj Uragglsta I ■ SWANSON RHEUMATIC CURE COMPANY, I gatpt. 80 17* lata Street. Chicago | /sWANSOnV f PILLS 1 .*| Act Quickly and gently upon the 1 if digestive organs, carrying off the Iff ■ disturbing elements and establishing it « a healthy condition of the liver. §§ ■ stomach and bowels. ■ THE BEST REMEDY ■ I FOR CONSTIPATION I a. U gesfanfen Eaua MPniiianA m wssr tbvrn.A.leftmg. Uvmr ’ M m SS Cants Far Bex M AT DRUOOISTS

Lecture Dates.

Oct. 26 —Robert Parker Miles, dramatic lecturer. Nov. 30—The Schuberts, a mixed quartette of singers and entertainers Dec. 9 —L. B. Wickersham, popular lecturer. Jan. 19—Booth Lowrey, humorist. March 13 —The Beilharz Entertainers. Extra Number—Byron King, last year’s favorite, whose date has not been set. Our Classified Column will sell, buy, find, rent, or exchange it. Phone 18.

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