Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 247, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 October 1910 — For Two. [ARTICLE]

For Two.

“For two years after I was married I was ashamed to meet the preacher who united my wife and me in the holy bonds. You see, in my excited condition, I made a blunder and gave him a five-foliar hill instead of S2O, which I intended to hand him. I suppose he thought I was a cheap skate, but I couldn’t very well explain it without making myself ridiculous, or causing him to suspect that I was lying about it.” “You say you felt that way for two years?” “Yes. After that I .began to be sorry I had given him anything!”—Chicago Record-Herald. _