Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 247, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 October 1910 — Couldn’t Count. [ARTICLE]

Couldn’t Count.

“Frankly,” said the fair lady to the captain. “You do not dance the twostep very well.” “I know it” smiled the captain, dextrously untangling his feet “I waa always the foot of my class in mathematics.”