Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 247, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 October 1910 — Future Football. [ARTICLE]

Future Football.

The thousands of people In the treat grandstands cheer lustily as the preparations for the game go on. The air is shattered with class yells of the contending colleges. Finally, to a mighty shout of enthusiasm, the opposing teams trot upon the gridiron. In their wake follows a committee grave and reverend seignors, bearing various scientific instruments. In a dead hush the members of the teams are weighed, their muscular resistance ,1s recorded, their mental alertness is measured, their dynamic force is as* certained. J The professor of higher mathematics then bring* into play his table of logarithms, and arlves at a result, whereupon the referee megaphones: “The Wiskesotas are found to have, in the general percentage, .0002678 over the Illianas." A scene of wild excitement ensues as the crowd departs.