Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 247, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 October 1910 — Wanted to Get Measured. [ARTICLE]
Wanted to Get Measured.
Seedy Individual —I would like to get measured for a suit. Fashionable Tailor (suspiciously)— At about what price, sir? Seedy Individual—That makes no difference. Fashionable Tailor—We generally require a deposit from unknown parties. Seedy Individual (calmly)—l do not wish you to make the suit It has been so long since I enjoyed this experience that I simply wished to get measured.
