Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 240, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 October 1910 — Page 3

IT HAPPENED SUDDENLY.

Mra. Fondman— Fell Into a pond! • oh. and with your best pants on! Bertie— Well f I didn't have time to take 'em off!

Puzzled by Wireless.

Mistah Jenkins,” asked an old n» Ero of Atlanta of his employer, would y’ be so good, sah, as to exP aln to me 'bout this wireless telebUßlaeSS 1 heare em a - tnllr, "g certainly, Henry," responded the employer, “though I can do so only in a general way, as I myself know little of the subject. The thing consists in sending messages through the air instead of over wires.” Yas sah, ’ said Henry, “I knows bout dat; but,'sah, what beats me Is how dey fasten the air to the poles!” A strong, definite purpose is manyhanded, and lays hold of whatever is near that can serve it. It has a magnetic power that draws to itself whatever is kindred.—Munger.

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WOMAN'S WAYS.

ODDITY IN STYLES THAT IS THE KEYNOTE OF THE PRESENT SEASON. What May Well Be Described as a “Fascinating Ugliness” Is Predom- . Inant—ldeas, However, Still Rave a Charm. What may be described as a “fascinating ugliness” is the dominant note displayed by present fashions, this stamping a world of things that would seem hideous were they not so distractingly smart. In truth, the nost superior nature is scarcely proof against the wiles of the odd tight skirts, the quaint draperies and snug little bodices, though change of heart may come when you try them on, for these modern follies of fashion are • only for .the nymphs of the human race. Skirts express the hobble influence in a hundred and one

Patterned Material, the Rear Cut Shows the Plain Veiling.

ways, the jupe short enough to show ankles in the smartest cases and frequently with a wide, plain bottom attached to a gathered top. But there Is no set model which must take precedence over others. It Is only necessary for the walking skirt to he brief In length and width, and if -It puts one’s neck In danger with the long step, that Is only a side Issue. Alongside the. short skirt there are some longer ones for house or carriage wear that display overskirt effects as quaint as any seen in the 'Eighties.” These fall low on the. bottom skirt, and they are put all round, or only about the front and sides; In which case the skirt Itself may be finished with a wide double box plait at the back, the sides of the front drapery going under this. The polonaise Is another revival from ancient days, and it must be admitted that such over-draperies may be made to express a good deal of attractiveness, especially when they, are In gauzy textiles, as they most often are, and are put over a tightly pulled back silk Blip. As yet these styles appear In the materials of summer, veiling, marquisette and silk, fair woman contenting herself with a change of headgear and a top-coat of some sort for the autumn note In her costuming. But soon fall materials will be employed, and such as are now shown reveal some change In standard materials and a subtle softening of the isual autumn colors. Some odd colors which have beeii influenced bjr summey styles are a shade of yellow bordering on the nicotine shade, thu called tabac lndro, and some violets which recall the darker shades of wisteria. These are superb In cashmere, for which there Is to be a renewed vo£ue, and for the woman who loves to wear wash materials till the last moment there are also superb linens In the same colors. The little drapery shown in the Illustration is pictured In a patterned material, but the rear cut shows the plain veiling that would give a smarter effect. The material is a blue and gray veiling, black ribbon, velvet being used for all the banding. The skirt Is a short, plaited model, and a guimpe bodice with lace yoke and undereleeves Is worn under the polonaise. A polonaise of black chiffon in this style, put over a princess slip In a lusterless black silk, would offer a beautiful evening effect for a young woman In mourning; for a bias of the silk, or else chiffon folds, could make the banding, and the simplicity of the drapery commends Itself for black. In this event the guimpe could be collarless, and of chiffon gathered over oordfc at the throat line, the same treatment to be used at the bottom of the undersleevas.

PRESERVING THE HAIR SHADE

Girl Whoso Hair Is Decidedly Blond May Keep It So by Constant Care. It is a difficult thing to do, but I believe a girl whose hair is decidedly blond may keep it so if she takes endless pains in its care. Her efforts should bo directed first to keeping the scalp in a healthy condition, for I know of no tpnic which will not be very apt to darken the color. This ,1a because all contain oils; some more than others, it is true. But grtease is extremely likely to affect the color, and it is the tendency of light hair to become dark as years go by. Agents which are decidedly bleaching in effect are not good for a natural blond, because they dry the scalp oils, and taking away this nourishment from the tresses causes them to fall or to become dull in appearance. Yet it is true that soda, or even peroxide, if applied with something else in the very smallest quantities, may be beneficial as to the. color effect and not harmful to the head. The only shampoo 'for a goldenhaired girl is the whites of raw eggs, I think. These are cleansing, and, containing no coloring matter, will not change the shade. To each white might be put a piece of bicarbonate of soda the size of a small green pea and five drops of ammonia or peroxide. A tablespoonful of soft .water is put to each white. For an ordinary amount of hair four whites should be required. These, when well mixed, are ribbed over the scalp and In the hair, this part of the work taking at least five and preferably ten minutes. Not until all is wet with it is any waiter put on, and then the head is washed in clear warm water, putting a pinch of soda in the final rinse. If the scalp is inclined to dry neither soda, ammonia nor peroxide should be used at all. There is a rhubarb shampoo highly commended for blondes. It is made by putting an ounce each of rhubarb and strained honey into three ounces of white wine, letting ’ the mixture stand, tightly corked, for 24 hours, when it is strained. This is rubbed over the scalp and hair, drying in before being washed out in clear water. A blond must see that her hairbrush Ib kept scrupulously clean, and protect her hair all she can from dust. Washing is not to be done more often than once a month. Accumulation of natural oil is not to be permitted, for it will at once begin to act as a darkening agent, but neither should the scalp be made dry.

MADE FROM A WICKER BASKET

Dainty Handkerchief Box That May Easily Be Fashioned by Skillful Fingers. Fancy wicker baskets In a variety of designs and of a suitable size for holding nandkerchlefs niay be bought for very uttle, and treated In the manner shown in our sketch make handy little articles for use at home, or for a small present, or for sale In a bazar. In the first Instance, tbo lid and Interior of the basket Is lined with pink batiste, sewn In Its place with thread drawn through the spaces In the wick-

er work. The thread should be chosen of a color to match the wicker as nearly as possible, as • then It will be scarcely visible. Next, it should be padded with cotton wool, plentifully sprinkled with satchet powder, and then covered with some prettily colored piece of satin. Four ribbons of a color to match the satin are sewn Inside and tie across the handkerchiefs in tbo manner illustrated. Ribbons decorate the handles on either side, and ribbon strings are attached In front by which the lid may be Secured when the basket Is closed.

Hook and Eye Hints.

When sewing the hooks and eyes on the placket of a skirt, sew one pair at the very bottom, fasten them and Crush them flat. This will keep the placket from ever tearing or ripping at the end. On a wash dress the eyes should b« sewed on the upper flap and the hooks on the lower, Instead of tho usual fashion. The top flap can then be ironed flat without the little lumps left by irpnlng over hooks. In working on'beavy materials alternate the hooks and eyes; first an eye and then a hook on one flap, with first a hook and then an eye on the other This method will hold the dress shut and save you from much discomfort and embarrassment.

USED HYPODERMICS.

Only Relief From Terrible Buffering. Thomas E. Vest, 1505 S. 12th St, Terre Haute, Ind., says: “I had no control over the urine and the pain when voiding it was so great I often

screamed. I grew worse and lay in bed for weeks, the only relief being from hypodermics. I was treated by three physicians without help and the last one said a n operation was necessary. At this

time I began using Doan’s Kidney Pills and passed a gravel stone as large as a pea. The next day I passed two more and from then on Improved rapidly until cured.” Remember the name—Doan’s. For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Milburn '6o„ Buffalo, N. Y.

AN EXCUSE FOR EACH.

Mother (severely) How many strawberries have you eaten out of this basket, Ethel? Ethel—Only two. One to see how it tasted, and the other to take the taste out of my mouth.

African Logic.

Dusky Driver (ushering ladies from steamer) Yes, marm—dis way, marm; ca’iage to de hotel. First Lady (hesitaing at step)—And what will you charge? D. D. —One dollar, marm. Second Lady—Half a dollar apiece, when the hotel is barely a block away? Why, we’d Just as lief— D. D. (interrupting)—Would you Jest as lief go in de hotel bus? Dey charges a quarter. Ladies (in chorus) —Just as lief. D. D. (with flourish) —Den step right into de ca’ige, marm, an’ I’ll take you fer de same as de bus—dey is some folks prefers de ca’ige and I has to charge accordin’!—Virginia Vintage.

Science and Cheese.

A medical authority kindly assures us that as long as cheese Isn’t decayed it will not affect the health of the consumer. This Is a fact that we have suspected for a considerable time. But how Is the ordinary cheese epicure to detect the difference—unless he waits for results? There Is cheese so thoroughly disguised In the costume and aroma of decay that Its proper standing on the sanitary testing table would puzzle a conjuror. For Instance, there Is the brand known as llmburger. But why pursue this subject?

Deafness Cannot Be Cured

br local appllcatloni, as they cannot reach the diseased portion of the ear. There Is only one way to cure deafness, and that la by constitutional remedies. Deafness la caused by an Inflamed condition of the mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube. When this tube la Inflamed you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hearing, and when it la entirely closed. Deafness la the result, and unleaa the Inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to Its normal condition. hearing will be destroyed forever; nine caeca out of ten are caused by Catarrh, which Is nothing out an Inflamed condition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hundred Dollars for any ease of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that cannot be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. ' F. J. CHENEY A CO.. Toledo. O Bold by Druntota. 75e. Take Hall's Family Pills for' constipation.

A Generous Gift.

“You may say what you like against young ministers, but I have nothing but praise for our young pastor," the pompous Mr. Brown remarked, as he passed out of the church. ’‘Nothing but praise!" "So I observed," dryly retorted the deacon who passed the plate,—Harper’s.

DR. MARTEL’S FEMALE PILLS.

Seventeen Years the Standard. Prescribed and recommended for Women’s Ailments. A scientifically prepared remedy of proven worth. The result from their use Is quick and permanent For sale at all Drug Stores.

Made Sure of Death.

A student of a school In Shlnshu, Japan, recently committed suicide by Jumping into the crater of Asamayama. The tragedy was not discovered until three dajp afterward, when some documents left by the suicide near the crater were picked up.

Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for infants and children, and see that it Bears the /if? Signature of L&x&yfftfefifc In Use For Over 80 Years. The Kind You Have Always Bought.

Unhappy Thought.

Just suppose the man who finally obeys the latest demand of fashion and goes on his knees to propose, finds he has had a moving picture machine making material of him for a new comic film I

Which Do You Like Worst?

This 1b the greatest known way for undecided people to make up their minds. K None but a strong minded woman can ever decide which of two or three hats she likes “the best,” particularly if they are all comely. Popular belles have been known to have similar troubles wiA their sweethearts. Which do I like best Is often a momentous question. Why not try the other way? Decide which, of men, or hats, or attractive “dates” you like the worst, and then proceed to eliminate. From there you can factor out in the grade of desirability, until you actually find yourself at a decision, because it, whatever it is, is the only one left.

The process is delightfully simple.

SPOHN’S DISTEMPER CURE will ; any possible case of DISTEMPER, and the like among horses of all ages, and prevents all others in the same stable from having the disease. Also cures chicken cholera, and dog distemper. Any good druggist can supply you, or send to mfrs. 50 cents and SI.OO a bottle. Agents wanted. Free book. Spohn Medical Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind.

The Part of It.

“I wonder If that sour Miss Oldgirl ever had any salad days?” “I am sure she.had the vinegar and peppery part of them."

If Your Eyes Bother You

get a box of PETTIT’S EYE SALVE, old reliable, most successful eye remedy made. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo. N. Y. A girl who sits and waits for a man to propose must feel a goqd deal like a cat that is watching a rathole. i-—i Mrs. Wlnslow-s Soothing Syrup. Bbrchllaron teething, softens the gums, reduces Ilk BaittmJttlon.allayß naln, cures wind colic. 250 a boiUo. Most politicians claim the silent vote so long as it keeps silent. v. Lewis’ Single Binder 5c cigar equals in quality most 10c cigars. / Nothing enlarges the life like letting the heart go out to others.

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No Matter what liver or Bowel medicine yoa ere wing, stop it now. Get a 100 box— week’s treatment —of GASCARETS today from yoar druggist snd learn how easily, naturally sad delightfully your fiver can be maria to work, tad your bowtU more every d*y. There’s now Bfo in every box. CAJCARETS are nature’* helper. You will eee tho dttfmroncol gj CA9CARETB roe a box far a week’s gjs^’asstesgr.ag SOILED DRESSES sssssKsamfeaEgsK* anT«^m%tthJmtelst I dSl£ , n2d^? , <^n3 prewed satisfactory. Writ, for prloee. Thowpton’t Eyt Wafer w. N. U, CHICAGO,. NO. 40-1910,