Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 229, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 September 1910 — As Represented. [ARTICLE]

As Represented.

“Look here!" shouted the purchaser of the little store in excited tones. “I ought to have you arrested for swindling.” "What’s the trouble now?” queried the faker, innocently. "Why, you told me when I bought that store that business was running like clockwork." “Yes?” “Well, after eight days had elapsed I had to wind up the business." “Well, isn’t that what you’d have to do with clockwork? Come on and have a cigar and then let me sell you a patent churn that turns out butter at two cents a pound."