Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 218, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 September 1910 — No Alternative. [ARTICLE]

No Alternative.

"Are yon the person who answers questions?” asks the worried looking man who enters the office of the an-swers-to-the-anxlous editor. “I am,” answers that individual, answering a question Tight away, as you see. “Then what I want to know is, will It be wrong if I wear a pair of plaid brown trousers to a morning wedding?" “It certainly wilL You should wear a light gray stripe.” “But the plaid brown ones are the only ones I have.”