Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 218, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 September 1910 — SPARKS AND BUBBLES [ARTICLE]

SPARKS AND BUBBLES

Explosions are odorous. All smell that ends smell. A chauffeur and his honey are eoon started. A large tip turneth away a country constable. Honk, toot and be noisyl Tomorrow pay the bilL' A spark! A spark! My gold trophy tor a spark! A speed ordinance worth breaking is worth breaking welL The Joy rider scorches when no fly cop pursueth. Meters cannot lie—but they spin around like fury while you whisper honeyed phrases Into the ear of Gwendolyn the fair.—The Widow. The song of the taxicab is one of fearsome meter.