Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 205, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 29 August 1910 — Hard to Convince. [ARTICLE]

Hard to Convince.

Little Tommy (eldest of the family, at dinner) —Mamma, why don’t you help me before Ethel* Mamma—Ladies must always come first Tommy (triumphantly)—Then why was I born before Ethel?—Tit-Bits.