Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 201, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 24 August 1910 — THE GENTLE CYNIC [ARTICLE]

THE GENTLE CYNIC

No man is really a fool unless he can be fooled the same way twice. The girl who marries for money may discover that a rich ldver makes a mighty poor husband. A burned child dreads the fire, which doesn’t Indicate that one good burn deserves another. Never threaten to kiss a girl unless you make good. Moat girls hate a bluffer. Some fellows can dodge an automobile almost as adroitly as they can a creditor. \ Don’t despise an humble beginning. To master the violin it to necessary to play second fiddle first. A good motto for the fellow 1 who tries to pick the winners Is, If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try again. ! The world wouldn’t be so full of kickers if we all had wooden legs. One half the world la quite satisfied that the other half doesn’t know how h Uvea. The woman who isn’t afraid of a mouse win have some difficulty In getting a husband.