Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 198, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 August 1910 — Advice. [ARTICLE]

Advice.

“Doctqr,” cried little Bingle, over his telephone, “my wife has lost her voice. What the dickens shall I do?” “Why," said the doctor, gravely, “if I were you I’d remember the fact when Thanksgiving Day comes around, and act accordingly." Whereupon the doctor chuckled as he charged little Bingle two dollars for professional services.—Harper’s Weekly.