Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 195, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 August 1910 — The Ready Theorist. [ARTICLE]

The Ready Theorist.

“You see,” explained the scientist, “bouse flies are dangerous because they carry germs on their feet.” ’ “Ah!” exclaimed the ready theorist; “then the remedy is simple. All you need to do is to make them wear overshoes and leave them on the porch when they come in.”

Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugarcoated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bowels and cure constipation. After a dog has Indulged in short pants he usually goes in swimming. . Lewis’ Single Binder 5c cigar equals in quality most 10c cigars. A nagging wife makes her husband foregt his other troubles.