Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 195, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 17 August 1910 — There Should. [ARTICLE]

There Should.

Fritz the gardener was a stolid German who was rarely moved to extraordinary language. Even the most provocative occasions only caused him to remark mildly on his ill-luck. Not long ago he came back from the city in the late evening after a hard day in the market place. He was sleepy, and the train being crowded, the baggageman gave him a chair in his roomy bar. Finally the train reached Bloomfield. Fritz still slept as it pulled in and his friend had to shake him and tell him where he was. —“L tanks you,” saiff Fritz, as he rose slowly to his feet. The open door of the car was directly in front of him. He walked straight out of it The baggageman sprang to look after him. Fritz slowly picked himself up from the sand by the side of the track, looked up at the door, and said with no wrath in his voice: • “There should here be some steps.” —St. Paul Dispatch.

If black codld not be made to. look like white, toasted cheese would not have so much drawing power toward the mouse trap. . One often wonders why the woman members of a burlesque show require dressing rooms. Lewis’ Single Binder cigar is never doped—only tobacco in its natural state. The supply of talk always exceeds the demand.