Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 192, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 August 1910 — It Was the Other Way. [ARTICLE]

It Was the Other Way.

"Mr. Jones,” said the senior partner in the wholesale dry goods house to the drummer who Btiood before him in the private office, “you have been with us for the past ten years.” “Yes, sir.” “And you ought to know the rules of the house. One of them is that no man of ours shall take a sida line.” “But I have none, sir.” "But you have lately got married.” “Yes; but oan you call that a side line, Mr. Jones?” “Technically, it may not be.” "You needn’t fear that having a wife Is going to bring me in off a trip any sooner.” "Oh, I don’t. It Is the fear that having a wife at home you’ll want to stay out on the road altogether!”