Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 188, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 August 1910 — Stingy. [ARTICLE]

Stingy.

"There goes old Scrlmpem. Did you hear what he did last Fourth of July?” “No,” says thd - person who has to ask the necessary question. What did he do last Fourth of July?” “Got some firecrackers for hls children and made thejn shoot them off in a sound-proof cellar. Said he wasn’t going to be so extravagant as to buy noise for all the neighbors.”