Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 187, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 8 August 1910 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 1 [ADVERTISEMENT]

Keep In the shade, but not shady. These are busy days for electric, and fceae ball fan*. It will be difficult to make a foolproof automobile. The man-birds are beating the other Mrds In their own specialty. Halley’s comet and Theodore RooseYelt are now retired from the spotr wm r~~ In the economy of modern civilization the fly has no place. 6wat him, •nd swat to kill! Does any one remember the big •nowstorm of last winter and the fearful oaths that were uttered then? viators now get SIO,OOO a day, but the prospect is that their wages will bo cut down at least ten per cent. The man-bird who sees his supply of gasoline running low becomes a Subject of ridicule to the other birds. That Texas man who has adopted dollar bills as his calling cards will probably find the folks at home at any time. The back-to-the-farm movement is Wory popular with those who could not •° If they would and would not go if they could. fb hot weather, too, the Iceman has an exasperating habit of falling tn •ee the card placed conspicuously in pour front window. The sultan of Sulu will visit the United States, bringing $250,000 worth of pearls. He’d better bring a body•uard, while he’s about 1L Showers of sandbags and monkey Wrenches will mark the course of aviation. The pedestrian suffers at every torn from every Innovation. Reckless aeroplanists may yet run flown innocent automobilists lenvlp-s; them helpless and bleeding on the tond. The world do move. While it may be cruelty to microbes, the human society announces that there will be no prosecutions •gainst bakers who wrap their bread.

Correspondent asks anxiously why teynrany weddings take place In June. B*dause In this season the contracting gartles aren’t so likely to have cold That was a Solomon of a market reporter who stated that eggs have receded one cent a pound. He neglected to say how much sugar was a dozen. New York makes It unlawful to catch more than ten pounds of trout In one day. This is farcical. Who could catch 48 trout In New York In one day ? In the Interest of-public health, those who are determined to make wr*y with themselves are requested to keep out of the lakes that supply the People with drinking water. The queen of Bulgaria asked for a cigarette and the French ambassador didn’t have a single one In the house. Being a diplomat, he restrained him•elf from offering her a nice flve-cent cigar. A society has been formed In New York which proposes to reform the calendar. We trust it will be able to prevent February and May from trading places up In this section of the country. A steamship which Is to be nearly •00 feet long has been launched In Germany. Owing to the fact that It t* not to be a war ship it will not be ■•ceesary for England to hasten to launch a larger one. A Milwaukee woman is to get a be«nest of SIOO,OOO If she jnarrles, and only the interest from that sum if •he remains a spinster. Her decision •nay depend a good deal on the rate at interest the money is drawing.

A Tibetan hootookatoo, who was beaded by mistake three years ago. !■ to be reincarnated by Chinese Imperial decree. That is easy as falling Off a log when you know how. They fust take am innocent baby and appoint it to fill the vacancy. A Milwaukee girl, according to the terms of her mother’s wil, is to get 1100,00 provided she wins a husband. Of course, that is a terrible handicap, Put she may be able to find some (earless young man who will assume (he responsibilities of wealth for her Mpce. ' A hotel porter at Helena, Mont., found a quarter and laughed so hard over it that be died. If it had been a “tip" he would probably have grumbled because it was so litt’e. The aouth has resented the, intimation that the hookworm disease is exceptionally prevalent In that section And practically unknown in the north. Wow that a pronounced case of hook Worm ailment has been found 4n Philadelphia some of the southerners will bo inclined to indulge in "I told you •A* oonuoont.