Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 186, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 6 August 1910 — ALL SORTS [ARTICLE]

ALL SORTS

The crumpled horn 1s one that leaves a headache. The lamb that plays around a mint bed tempts fate. ‘‘There’s no place like hum,” remarked the apiarist. Stray lambs that gpimbal in wheat reck not of futures. Every good plowman follows the straight and narrow path. Birds are highfliers that never get away from the simple life. After a dog has indulged in short pants he usually goes in swimming. Freedom doesn’t always bring happiness, but you’ll notice that it is the tied dog that howls. Can people of tart dispositions but loving hearts be said to be overflowing with the buttermilk of human kindness? Fate has no terrors for the unsophisticated. There isn’t a bird in the orchard that doesn't understudy Eve every minute of the day.