Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 183, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 3 August 1910 — DOWN, NOT UP. [ARTICLE+ILLUSTRATION]

DOWN, NOT UP.

Henderson—Does your wife ever call you up at your office? Henpeck—No; Bhe waits until I get home and then she callo me down. The Foxy Landlady. “I think I’ll change my boarding house,” grumbled the comedian boarder. ‘‘l am surprised,” said the sweet singer. “Why, I thought you told me your landlady was right up to date?” Yes, too much so. Since she has been reading the Fletqher theory she advises all her boarders to chew each mouthful 32 times. She knows they’ll soon get tired and won’t eat as much.' 1 “H’m! She’s rather shrewd.” “Yes, and that’s not all. She read that sour milk prolongs life and now she has started the sour-milk fad because sour milk costs only four cents a quart.”