Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 177, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 27 July 1910 — MAXIMA OF MARK TWAIN. Immune. [ARTICLE]

MAXIMA OF MARK TWAIN.

Immune.

“Hullo, Billie,” said the freshman to a classmate, who was whistling blithely as he walked along. “Whither away?” “I’m goin’ up to Dr. Cuttem’s to be examined for appendicitis,” said the other. “Geerusalem! Too don’t seem to be very much worried about It,” said the first. “Oh, no,” smiled Bill. "There won’t be anything doing. I’ve never been able to pass an examination the first time in all my fair young life.”— Harper’s Weekly.