Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 176, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 26 July 1910 — Too Much for Him. [ARTICLE]

Too Much for Him.

The moon came out from behind a cloud and the old horse sleigh Jogged along unguided. “Darling,” whispered the modern Romeo in the big bearskin, “love me and the world is mine.” But she was a practical girl. “No, Horace,” she said, firmly. “I would be doing you harm. If the world was yours how would you ever raise the money to pay the taxes on It.” Appalled at the thought, Horace decided to remain a bachelor the rest of his days.