Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 174, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 July 1910 — PAVEMENT PHILOSOPHY [ARTICLE]

PAVEMENT PHILOSOPHY

No man feels that he has a right to be left. Many a girl’s beauty is spoiled by an ugly frame of mind. Of two evils It isn’t always necessary to choose either. The man with a hot temper doesn’t always make a warm friend. The fellow who is full of hot air doesn’t always manage to get up steam. One good swift kick will often accomplish more than a lot of kindness. Trouble is the most obliging thing In the world. It will never dodge the people who are looking for it. Some people can’t even do their duty without patting themselves on the back. Perhaps our clouds have a silver lining, but it generally takes other people to see it. Lots of us never put off till tomorrow what we can have done for us today. It’s the things we don't get that we should soipetimes be most thankful for. Circumstances Over which we have no control frequently take the form of Wives. Many a fellow’s lofty ideals extend no further than highballs. Some people are so tireless that they become positively tiresome. The best man at a wedding is the fellow who isn’t getting married. To greet misfortune with a smile is decidedly a one-sided flirtation. Lots of marriages merely demonstrate that misery loves Company.