Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 174, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 23 July 1910 — POINTED PARAGRAPHS. [ARTICLE]

POINTED PARAGRAPHS.

Some men and many phonographs have bad records. You can save yourself lots of trouble by not borrowing it. Charity .that expects a return on the Investment isn’t charity. Many a woman holds her mirror up to art instead of to nature. The flower of a flock of girls isn’t a flower at all; she’s a peach. Ever notice how much better a sample is than the real thing? Judge a man by his daily talk rather than by his Sunday prayers. Many a man at the age of fifty wishes he was half as smart as he thought he was at the age of twenty-one. And when a man meets a woman with genuine blonde hair he always wonders if it is genuine. While it may not be lucky to have a rabbit’s foot, every intelligent rabbit knows that it is unlucky to lose one. Husbands, occasionally, are men who stay at home and earn money to pay the bills of wives who go away on vacations.—Chicago News.