Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 169, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 July 1910 — Page 2 Advertisements Column 2 [ADVERTISEMENT]

UNDEFEATED CHAMPION OF THE NORTHWEST.

T. A. Ireland, Rifle Shot, of Colfax Wash., Tells a Story. Mr. Ireland Is the holder of four ■world records and has yet to lose his first match—says he: “Kidney

trouble so affeoted, my vision as to inter sere with my shoot ing. I became so nervous I could hardly hold a gun. There was severe pain in my back and head and my kidneys were terribly disordered. Doan’s Kidney Pills cured me after I had doctored and taken nearly every remedy imaginable without relief. I will give

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But He Wasn’t.

Senator Depew, in his Washington residence on his seventy-sixth birthday, told a reporter that his health was perfect. "You do, Indeed, sir," said the reporter, heartily, “look the picture of health." “Yes," Bald the senator, “I shouldn’t have said I was well if my appearance didn’t bear me out A self-contradic-tory statement is merely ludicrous. You have heard about the census taker?” “A census taker rang the bell of a Hillyer place residence the other day and an elderly gentleman opened the door. “ ‘l’d like to see the head of the house,’ said the census taker. “ ‘S-sh! Not so loud!’ whispered the elderly gentleman. ‘Now, what is it? I’m the head of the house?’ ”

The Luggage Question.

DeLancey Nicoll, lawyer, is always a well-dressed man, and abominates a slovenly appearance. At the Union club he said of a westerner one day: “He has come on to New York for a week and I don’t believe he has brought a stitch of luggage with him." Here Mr. Nicoll smiled. “Unless, indeed,” he added, “he’s stowed something in the large bags he carries in the. knees of his trousers.”

There’s a Reason.

"Paul, if I were to die, should ycru marry Widow Muller?” "Good heavens, no!” "Why not? Every one says how like me she is.” “Yes, that’s just the reason.” Some people would accomplish a lot more if they didn’t waste so much time telling others what they are going to do.

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