Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 169, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 July 1910 — Page 2

The Daily Republican Every Day Except Sunday HEALEY & CLARK, Publishers. RENSSELAER, INDIAN AX

See that fly? Kill him! With all his faults, a fly doesn’t bother one as much as does a mosquito. They are fighting in Nicaragua, but •why they are fighting no one seems to know. Blondes are becoming fewer, according to statistics. So many are "letting it go back dark,' nowadays. The individual census cards make a pile 16 miles high. And the man higher up presumably is the top card. A liberal supply of sentimentalism is good for a man; it keeps him from brooding over his non-nerformances. A St. Louis man chewed up a >5 bill ■with a sandwich. At that it was about as cheap as a piece of meat of corresponding size. Massachusetts woman wants a dlTlrce because her husband keeps a live lobster in the house. Well, what’s ■he been keeping? And now a Beloit professor will tramp in the African wilds. How does be know those cannibals will be able to discriminate between a professor and a missionary? A Chicago surgeon has discovered how to graft new extremities on the bodies of his patients. Science should, In this way, be able to assemble a nan superior to the natural article. A man who started tp cure by fasting one of the ills that flesh is heir to has made the discovery that it cured all ailments in his case. Having become defunct he is free from all disease, even the fever called living. Because Chinese immigrants have been detained on Angel island, the Chinese residents have boycotted American goods. Just what their reasoning is, is difficult to understand. Evidently, however, they are trying to meet boycott with boycott

The thrifty Dutch also are buying large amounts of American bonds and other securities for permanent and safe investment The Netherlander are a carfny folk, and when they make a purchase of this kind it is pretty strong testimony to the excellence of the bargain. That Culebra cut is one of the great difficulties in constructing the Panama canal. Latest reports show that a vast mass of stone and mud has dropped Into the excavated channel, involving a whole lot of extra work. But this is one of the contingencies that had to be considered, and American pluck and perseverance will carry the job through in the face of all obstacles. Physicians have succeeded in making the stethoscope and telephone so sensitive that the heart beats of a patient in London were distinctly transmitted to a seismologist oh the Isle of Wight It is expected that this will be of great use in enabling physicians to keep in more sensitive touch with their patients at all hours. The new battleship South Carolina has returned to Norfolk after a trip at sea for target practise with a new record with big guns, having made sixteen bullseyes in sixteen shots with the twelve-inch weapons. With a ■core like that to their credit the jackies of the South Carolina must come pretty close to the championship for good shooting. The ex-Shah of Persia appears to have settled for himself at least the problem of what to do with deposed monarchs. He is studying medicine and hopes soon to become a practising physician. And that is a much more honorable and commendable proceeding than dwelling apart in sullen idleness or plotting revolutions against his country. Some other "‘exes” might imitate his example with much credit to themselves. Of course it is guesswork as yet, and no one will know the actual population of the United States until the decennial federal enumeration now in progress shall be completed. But word comes from Washington that census officials, basing their opinion on what has been learned thus far, believe that the total fcr the country ■will be not far from 100,000,009, which •will surpass most estimates trade previously. A Chicago judge bars wife beaters from citizenship. He might also bar them up away from the rest of the •world. Here’s a man complaining because "his wife eloped with his best friend.” Friend, perhaps, was just trying to prove it When there are a few more flying machines the commuter who works in FVanee and rives in England will have a living chance.

TO FOLLOW DINNER

SOME OF THE MOST SATISFACTORY OF DESSERTS. French Caramel Custard Is Dellcloua— Plain Nougat Easy to Make— Maple Ice Cream—Recipe for Hot Apple Cups. French Caramel Custard. —A little different is this French custard. Heat a pint of milk in a double boiler. The milk, by the way, must be quite fresh or the caramel is likely to curdle, it Into a new granite pudding dish put tour tablespoonfuls of granulated sugar and melt it on top of the stove, watching and stirring it carefully until it is a clear bright brown liquid, thoroughly caramelized. Pour on to It gradually the scalding milk, which will dissolve most of the caramel sugar. Pour this liquid gradually on to the beaten yolks of three large eggs or the whole of two. Return to the pudding dish and bake an hour in a slow oven, with an asbestos mat under it and one protecting It on the side above. It should —like alt baked custards —have a firm “livelike’’ consistency when done, and can be safely taken out of the oven when a thin knife plunged Into it does not look creamy or sticky. Caramel which has hardened on the pan or even on the spoon will dissolve in the long ’cooking. Plain Nougat.—Have ready square shallow pans lined with paraffin paper or greased slightly with olive oil; mix together a pound each of blanched almonds, sliced Brazil nuts, English walnuts shelled and a quart of peanuts shelled and skinned; put over the fire In a porcelain lined kettle two pounds of granulated sugar and a cup of water; stir until the sugar Is dissolved, no longer, then boil without stirring until the sirup begins to slightly change color; take quickly from the fire and, having sprinkled the nuts in the pans to the depth of half an inch, pour over them the hot sirup until well covered. Stand in a cold, dry place and when half cooled and stiffened mark Into bars, using a knife slightly oiled. Hot Apple Cups.—Turn tin oval cups upside down, cover with good pie crust, put in baking pan, still upside down, and bake a light brown In moderate oven.~ Cook six apples with the rind and juice of a half a lemon. Sweeten to taste, add a generous lump of butter, and flavor with a little nutmeg. Keep hot till ready to serve. Fill the pastry cups and put a spoon of whipped cream on top of each one. English Apple Tart.—Peel and core tart apples, put into a large sauce pan, cover with boiling water, stew gently until the apples are tender but unbroken. Line the edges of a deep pie tin with crust/ then fill the center of the dish with apples, dropping into the center of each a spoonful of orange marmalade. Cover the top of the dish with strips of pastry arranged lattice fashion and bake quickly until brown. Serve hot. Maple ice Cream. —Make a custard of three pints of milk, one cupful of white sugar and the well-beaten yolks of five eggs. Moisten half a pound of maple sugar and boil until it candies. Stir into the custard and when coo! and ready to freeze add one pint of whipped cream and the beaten whites of the eggs. Ice Cream Cake Filling.—Boil three cups of cugar in one cup of water to a thick sirup. Beat the whites of three eggs to a stiff froth and gradually pour the boiling sirup over it, stirring vigorously. Seasen with vanilla, lemon or orange juice and beat until cool.

Cauliflower Salad. 801 l a cauliflower until it breaks easily, let it drain until perfectly cold. Shred the heart of a white cabbage lettuce, and mince together a small onion,\ a few sprigs of parsley and grate finely a tablespoonful of horseradish. Place the lettuce first in the bowl, next the sprigs of cauliflower, over all. Mix a dressing as follows, and pour over all. A spoonful of made mustard, the beaten yolk of an egg, two spoonfuls of oil or melted butter, one of vinegar and a tablespoonful of salt. Mexican Eggs. Take three sweet green peppers, split lengthwise and remove the core and seeds. Fry two minutes in hot butter. Fry very thin slices of ham and place each piece on a slice or toast. On each slice of ham put a piece of pepper, and put a poached egg on top of both. Cream Cheese Salad. Mold one cream cheese into eggshaped balls and place in a flat salad bowl in nest of shredded lettuce. Serve with French dressing. This salad arranged daintily on a round cut glass plate or tray makes a handsome center piece for the dinner table. Pudding Dish Nests. Most china stores keep a nest of blue pudding dishes. The size for 12 cents holds just enough for three. A 25 cent casserole with cover is V.ery useful for small escalloped dishes, brown Betty or meat pie: It holds enough for three. Apple Shortcake. Peel tart apples, cut into slices, sprinkle with sugar.and put into a pan, Put a plain cake batter or dough over the apples and bake at once. Serve with cream and sugar.

UNDEFEATED CHAMPION OF THE NORTHWEST.

T. A. Ireland, Rifle Shot, of Colfax Wash., Tells a Story. Mr. Ireland Is the holder of four ■world records and has yet to lose his first match—says he: “Kidney

trouble so affeoted, my vision as to inter sere with my shoot ing. I became so nervous I could hardly hold a gun. There was severe pain in my back and head and my kidneys were terribly disordered. Doan’s Kidney Pills cured me after I had doctored and taken nearly every remedy imaginable without relief. I will give

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further details of my case to anyone enclosing stamp.** Remember the name—Doan’s. For sale by all dealers. 50 cents a box. FOster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N.Y.

INCOMPETENT.

Mrs. Hare—Old Snail got his boy a position last week and he only held it one day. Mr. Hare—What was it? Mrs. Hare—A messenger boy.

But He Wasn’t.

Senator Depew, in his Washington residence on his seventy-sixth birthday, told a reporter that his health was perfect. "You do, Indeed, sir," said the reporter, heartily, “look the picture of health." “Yes," Bald the senator, “I shouldn’t have said I was well if my appearance didn’t bear me out A self-contradic-tory statement is merely ludicrous. You have heard about the census taker?” “A census taker rang the bell of a Hillyer place residence the other day and an elderly gentleman opened the door. “ ‘l’d like to see the head of the house,’ said the census taker. “ ‘S-sh! Not so loud!’ whispered the elderly gentleman. ‘Now, what is it? I’m the head of the house?’ ”

The Luggage Question.

DeLancey Nicoll, lawyer, is always a well-dressed man, and abominates a slovenly appearance. At the Union club he said of a westerner one day: “He has come on to New York for a week and I don’t believe he has brought a stitch of luggage with him." Here Mr. Nicoll smiled. “Unless, indeed,” he added, “he’s stowed something in the large bags he carries in the. knees of his trousers.”

There’s a Reason.

"Paul, if I were to die, should ycru marry Widow Muller?” "Good heavens, no!” "Why not? Every one says how like me she is.” “Yes, that’s just the reason.” Some people would accomplish a lot more if they didn’t waste so much time telling others what they are going to do.

A “Corner” In Comfort For those who know the pleasure and satisfaction there is in a glass of v ICED POSTUM Make it as usual, dark and rich —boil it thoroughly to bring out the distinctive flavour and food value. Cool with cracked ice, and add sugar and lemon; also a little cream if desired, Postum is really a food-drink with the nutritive elements of the field grains. Ice it, and you have a pleasant, safe, cooling drink for summer days —an agreeable surprise for those who have never tried it. “There’s a Reason” for POSTUM , Postum Cereal Co,, Limited, Battle Creek. Mich. '

THE DRAWBACK.

“There are very few women architects.’’ "No wonder. Women do not relish being called ’designing creatures.* ”

A Hibernian Verdict.

A New Yorker is the happy employer of an aged Irishman, who grows eloquent over the woes of the Emerald isle. Said the boss: “Pat the king of England is dead.’’ The old man was silent for a moment. Then he took off his hat "Well,’’ he said “as a man he was a fine bit of a boy. As Englishmen go, he was as good as yea can make them. As a king, there was nobody on earth as could beat him. But still. I’ll keep me eye on George."

Wrong Angle.

"There’s a bright side to everything.” "A bright side! Bah!** “Well, there is.” "Do you mean to tell me, doctor, that there is a bright side to my having had my leg amputated?” “Indeed, there is; and if you could .put yourself in my place you could really see it”

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Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup. Forchlldren teething, softens tho gums, red nee* hammation jillay a pain, cures wind colic. 25c a bottia Some men are like eggs—too full of themselves for anything else. Lewis’ Single Binder, the famous straight 5c cigai-—annual sale 9,500,000. Don’t throw kisses, my boy; deliver them in person.

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Try This, This Summer.

Tho very next time you’re hoi, tired or thirsty, step up to a soda fountain and get a glass of Coca-Cola. It will cool you off*, relieve your bodily and mental fatigue and quench your thirst delightfully. At soda fountains or carbonated in bottles—sc everywhere. Delicious, refreshing and wholesome. Send to the Coca-Cola Co., Atlanta, Ga., for their free booklet “The Truth About Coca-Cola.” Tells what CocaCola is and why it is so delicious, refreshing and thirst-quenching. And send 2c stamp for the Coca-Cola Baseball Record Book ’ for 1910 —contains the famous poem “Casey At The Bat,** records, schedules for both leagues and other valuable baseball information compiled by authorities.

Up to Date Milking Scene.

"What’s going oa around here?” asked the surprised visitor. "Is this a hospital?” “Oh, no," answered the tall man In the silk hat; “this is the stage setting for a New England farm drama. The next act will be the milking scene.” “But I thought the young lady in the antiseptic apron was a trained hiirse?” “Oh, no; she is the milkmaid. The young man in the rubber gloves that you thought was a doctor is the farm boy. As soon as they bring in the sterilized stool and the pasteurized palls and find the cow’s tooth brush the milking scene will begin."

Penalized for Holding.

Maud —Do you believe in palmistry? Ethel—ln a way. I’ve known it to work splendid as a starter when the young man was shy. Many who used ta smoke 10c cigars now buy Lewu’ Single Binder straight sc. A man is never so easily deceived as when he is trying to deceive others.

Remedies are Needed JL ' Were we perfect, which we are not, medicine* would not often be needed. But since our systems have become weakened, impaired and broken down through indiscretion* which have gone on from the early age*, through eountless generations, remedies art needed to aid Nature in correcting our inherited and otherwise acquired weaknesses. To reach the seat of stomach weakness and consequent digestive troubles, there u B nothing so good a* Dr, Pierce’* Golden Medical Ditcov<ry> • glyceric compound, extracted from native medio* i' anal root*—sold for over forty years with great satisfaction to all users. For Weak Stomach, Biliousness, Liver Complaint, Pain in the Stomach after eating. Heartburn, Bad Breath, Belching of food, Chronic Diarrhea and other Intestinal Derangements, the “Discovery” is a time-proven and most efficient remedy. The genuine has on its rxes. outside wrapper the vAawi vS.o A/haVI Signature X. * v WV<KJ You can’t afford to accept a secret nostrum as a substitute for this non-aloo*, nolio, medicine of known composition, not even though the urgent dealer may thereby make a little bigger profit. ® r - Pierce’s Pleasant Pellet* regulate and invigorate stomach, liver an* bowel*. Sugar-coated, tiny granule*, eaay to take as candy.

I Look for the Tiger I ■ on the package when you are buying fine cut and you will always get a delicious chew. ■ A perfect tobacco in perfect condition. 8 Full-flavored, sweet and clean I TIGER I ” FINE CUT < K I CHEWINCTOBACCO | I marks a new era in selling fine cut Not sold K loose from an open, dust-collecting paiL But put R W up in air-tight, dust-proof packages that are B ■ packed in a tin canister. ■ ; ■ Always moist —Always clean —Always the proper chew? B I 5 Cents I H WefgAr Coarmteerf by tkt UnittJ Stat— G—ram—t ■ SOLD EVERYWHERE B

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