Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 166, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 July 1910 — The Last Stage. [ARTICLE]

The Last Stage.

Mrs. De Fashion—My dean, late hours, late suppers and general social dissipation have ruined your constitution.-" Miss De Fashion (belle of six seasons) —I know it, ma. “And your health is miserable.” “Yes, ma.” “And you are losing your beauty." “It’s all gone, ma.” “It really is. And so Is your plumpness.” "I’m nothing but skih and bones.” “There’s no denying it, my dear, you are a mere wreck of your former self." . "Too true.” "What are you going to do about itr “Get married.”—New York Weekly.