Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 157, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 2 July 1910 — He Sees Double. [ARTICLE]

He Sees Double.

His name isn’t really Guzzler, but it will answer the purpose, and it is descriptive. Guzzler has a habit of looking upon the wine when It Is red, frequently to the extent that he can see two bottles where only one exists. Now, Guzzler is married, and recently the stork paid a visit to his abode. Several days after the event two of his friends met, and the following conversation ensued: “Hello, old man! Hear about the doings over at-Guzzler’s?’’ “No. Another birthday party?" “Yes, in a way. Guzzler's wife has presented him with twins.” “How do you know?" “How do I know? Well, I ought to know- Guzzler told me himself.” “Well, I wouldn’t place too much dependence on it. You know Guzzler generally sees double! ’’-rNew York Times. - ‘ - ~~ •