Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 141, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 June 1910 — Like His Father. [ARTICLE]

Like His Father.

Slum Worker—What a well-behaved little boy he is! Burglar’s Wife—And he comes by it natural, ma’am. His poor father always got his? sentence reduced owin’ to good behavior.—Stray Stories. In the books a girl fights hard to keep a man from stealing a kiss, but in real life he can get one any time that needn’t be snatched so abruptly it tastes of teeth. After children are twenty-seven years eld they should quit calling their father papa.