Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 140, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 June 1910 — Rattled. [ARTICLE]

Rattled.

“What’s your order, sir?” asked the waiter. “Bring me,” said the wild-eyed customer, “some medium boiled potatoes and some eggs with the jackets on.” “Sir?” “I don’ know whether I’ve got that right, or not, waiter," said the wildeyed man, “but do the best you can with it. A big red automobile had to jump out of my way about two minutes ago to keep me from running over It, and I’m a bit flustered.”—Chicago Tribune. The worst thing about wisdom is that it can only be had on the installment plan.