Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 139, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 June 1910 — ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS. [ARTICLE]

ATCHISON GLOBE SIGHTS.

Ev«ry good business man is able to get rid of an agent quickly. A man usually has more respect f»r another man’s size than for his age. A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier and hoarser than his wife. Somehow, "Home, Sweet Home,” home 1 B ° UDd Hght Whe “ BUn * at When you are trying to sell a mail something, don’t be too cordial, or he will notice it. A girl who has no riVal shouldn’t be proud; her lover is looking around for one, all right. . W , hen u a woman h as a party on her hands she works to get through; not to have a good time. *° man ' can be called a hopeless fool until he has made a fool of himself twice in the same way. The average idea of reciprocity is trying to make others do more for you than you do for them. It is our theory that preachers give the Lord credit for a good deal the women are responsible for. As soon as anyone commences takng a prominent part in anything, people begin picking at him. The devil and all his imps do not bother us half as much as the men who have funny stories to tell. If you are foolish enough to engage in an argument, always talk loudly and excitedly, if you hope to win. By the advantages of life in a large city is meant the chance to spend money on car fare and see monkeys in a park. J It is a mighty rich girl who can resist the temptation to reply to an advertisement of lady cashier wanted at ♦3 a week. When an automobile stands idle in front of a man’s house as long tM*. y minutes at a time, Lis neignpors grow terribly indignant.