Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 133, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 4 June 1910 — Or Scrambled It. [ARTICLE]

Or Scrambled It.

Shirts —of.the “boiled” variety—are often very refractory, and it takes more than courage and patience to put one on. Mr. Jones, one evening, struggling into his, which was fresh from the laundry, remarked to Mrs. Jones that it was a foolish custom, this wearing of stiff shirts. A writer in Tit-Bits tells the story. “We’ve got plenty of time, dear," said his wife. “I guess the only trouble is that the girl boiled ft a little too long.” “Looks to me as if she had fried itj” said Mf.' Jones, as his head emerged.

> It is the Idea of poor kin that most of the longevity runs in the fmnlliea of their rich relatives.