Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 124, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 25 May 1910 — Page 3

Hoods Sarsaparilla Will pqrify your blood, clear your complexion, restore your appetite, relieve your tired feeling, build you up. Be sure to take it this * prin g. __ it in usual liquid form or choeolated tablets called Sarsatabs. 100 Dosesfl.

Juvenile Ignorance.

Tommy—Paw, how much are you worth? r - Tucker—About $4;<)00, my son. Why? Tommy (after a few moments of deep thought)—Paw, how much does the assessor fine you for having all that?

Indigestion and Stomach Remedy.

The well-known specialist on indigestion and stomach troubles, Dr. W. B. Caldwell, 202 Caldwell Building, Monticellq, 111., will send, free of charge, a sample treatment of his celebrated Pepsin Syrup remedy for the relief and cure of these painful troubles by addressing him aB above.

Unjust Charge.

"You are charged,” said the court, reading the formal complaint, “with having willfully, feloniously, and with malice aforethought appropriated to your own use and behoof a certain artide—to wit: a vehicle —said vehicle having been wrongfully and feloniously abstracted by you from the premises of one John Doe on about the 14th day of August, Anno Domini 1907, contrary to the statute in such cases made and provided, and against the peace and dignity of the people of the State of Illinois. Whatcsay you? Are you guilty or not guiKyY” ' | “I’m not guilty, Je'dge protested the Prisoner. ‘‘All I done was to steal a buggy.”'—Chicago Tribune. -+ Putting up awnings is one kind of shady transaction. V

BPiy* 3iM WESTERN CANADA What Governor Dmam, of Illinois, Says About Itt Deneen. of Illinois own, a seo- °* la Saskatchewan. ri(j has said la I . "As an Amerloan I ass \W%tK = # pr'o;: IWSTSbAJ fiT&E^fn 8 ■ssr WZm Ctsl A sands, and I have not yet I Of NrsnSpet ono who admitted ft* > IS he had made a mistake. I ,Usl They are all doing woll. I xhrru is scarcely a comLaS^HnB unity in the Middle or Western States that has griH BaslratcSwan'or Alberta?" lUli,lol>a ’ Million Bushels of Whwrt « 1909 IflPxWflffl Omada field crop* for WUMPIIiI >9OB will easily yield to the farmiWPEBHH er*170,000.000.00 In cash. FVee Homesteads of 160 acres, If.'.ri ■»* PMeempOons of 160 acres Wt f Trtj B* W.OO an acre. Railway and //I'll x*nd Companies have land for sale flf7 ,r« FJWIU at reasonable prices. Many farm•'Al e 5» hove paid for their land out fJi SA «£. the prooeeds of one crop. Taki.Mk*. si »P**ndld cUmato, wood schools, ’A flllcwwyiSl enjstjent raUway facilities, low p e hpt rates, wood, water and mmm feSSSa; ill &&**% o7?L’*Z oam, or to the followlnf Canadian Gov’t Agents; C. J. Bronghtoo. Room 418, Merchants’ Loan anti *!, d *’’ lit-; M.-T. Holmes, MB Jaclcsoa fit-. Bt-J Paul Minn.; M. V. Mclnnes. 17« Jefferson A vs., Detroit. Mich.: Geo. A. Hull. ISO Third Bt., Milwaukee! Wls.; W. H. Rogers. Sd Floor. Traotlon-Terminal "Kg-. Indianapolis. Ind. (Use address nearest you.) Please say where you saw this advertisement. W. L. DOUGLAS 65, 84, 83.50, 83 A 82.50 “SiS?“ SHOES,»%■«, W. L Douglas v. shoes are worn r\ bj more men than 0; any other make, ipW;--- SgR BECAUSE: 06 65^ W.L.DouglaiW.OO Pp ■nd Sd.OOahoesequal, KfeA mH In style, fit and wear, // other makes costing MiUkt" r *wxfD^ussa«o, •3.90 and SS.SO shoes A are the lowest price, M .f qualityconsidered,ln MJw? / yfimL the world. BIkI W <M§S Fatt Color Eyelet*. flHKVeSSfemr JSSII The genuine have W.L. Douglas name and price Sam pea on the bottom. Take So ■nkatltnte. AakvowrdealerforW.L.r)onghUshoes. Ifthey an not for sals In your town write for Hall Order Cat aloe, giving foil directions how to order by autl. Shuts BftTFIITO tVataosK.Coleman,WaahPATENTS

A Clean Man ft Outiide cleanliness is lass than hall the battle. Ann aO ecrub himself a dozen times a day, and still be unclean. Good health means cleanliness not only outside, but inside. It means Ji/ll a clean stomach, clean bowels, clean blood, a clean liver, and RKIwIR new, clean, healthy tissues. The man who is clean in this way Ks will look it and act it. He will work with energy and think clean, dear, healthy thoughts. . 1 He will never be troubled with liver, lung, stomach or blood disorders. Dyspepsia and indigestion originate in unclean itwn- f ffl HfJ • l nobs. Blood diseases are found where there is nndfimi blood. P* ™ Consumption and bronchitis mean n«d*an lungs. Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery prevents these diseases. It makes a men’s insides clean and healthy. It oleana the digeetfve organs, asnksa pores It restores tone to dm nervous system, end cores aarvoos exhaustion awl Uta cure it. They never gripe. Easy to candy.***** * P, *^ n * M *

CANADA FORGING AHEAD.

Thomas C. Shot well, one of the greatest market reporters In America, writes from New York, under date of March 20th, and says: 'The tariff tangle with Canada .which President Taft has taken In hand Is of importance chiefly because of the multitude of American farmers ♦hat are crossing into the Canadian northwest. Most conservative esti mates of their number place it at 150,000 for 1910. Some say as many as 250,000 will oross. These are all expert farmers and their places In the United States are being filled by untrained men from Europe and from the cities. Canada Is gaining rapidly In agricultural importance and within a few years the United States will £ ave to call on the Dominion for wheat. Production of wheat in the United States Is not keeping pace with the population. A tariff war would ' complicate the problem of getting food. Even now Canadian farmers are getting higher pricea for their cattle on the hoof, and Candian housewives are paying less for meat butcher shops than farmers and housewives are receiving anrf paying In the United States. The tariff on cattle and wheat must be removed as between the two countries before long.”

THE FIRST CLOCKS.

One at Padua That Was a Wonder of mechanism. It was, we are told, in 1309 that the first clock known to the world was placed in the tower of San Eustargio, in Milan. The greatest astonishment and admiration were manifested by crowds who flocked to see the timepiece. In 1344 a clock was installed in the palace of the nobles at Padua. This was a wonder of mechanism indeed, for besides indicating the hours it showed the course of the sun, the revolutions of the planets the various phases of the moon, the months and the fetes of the year. The period of the evolution from the clock to the watch was seventy-one years—not so very long, all things considered —and the record of the first Watch is 1380, A half century later an alarm clock made its appearance. This, we are told, was looked upon by the people of that age as “un Instrument prodigieux.” The fortunate possessor of this clock was Andrea Alclato, a councillor of Milan. The chroniclers have* placed on record that this clock sounded a bell at a stated hour, and at the same time a little wax candle was lighted automatically. How this was done we are not told, but it must not be overlooked that until about seventy years ago we had no means of obtaining a light other than the tinder box, so that the Milanese must have been centuries ahead of us in this respect. Not much progress was made with the watch until 1740, when the second hand was added.—London Globe.

If You Are a Trifle Sensitive

About the size of your shoes, many people wear smaller shoes by using Allen's ;££: El i S ?’ H; e Antiseptic Powder "to ‘ nt s° J, he ® hoes - It cures Tired. Swollen, Aching Feet and gives rest and comfort. Just the thing for breaking in new shoes. Sold everywhere, 26c. Samro ® E n. v ddresa ’ A,len s - Olm-

Uncle Allen.

“An optimist,” said Uncle Allen Sparks, Is (slap)- a man who believes the mosquito (slap) was created for some lerfty and (slap) beneficent purpose.”

DR. MARTEL’S FEMALE PILLS. Seventeen Years the Standard.

Prescribed and recommended for women s ailments—a scientifically prepared remedy of proven worth. The result from tpelr use is quick ‘and permanent. For sale at all drug stores.

Unnecessary Substructure.

If they wouldn't half sole the cherry pie at all It would be better. —St. Louis Globe-Democrat.

If You Have Common Sore Eyes,

if lines blur or run together, you need PETTIT'S EYE SALVE, 26c. All druggists or Howard Bros., Buffalo, N. Y.

A girl doesn’t need a reason for getting married. All she asks is tha chance. Dr. Pierce's PleaJtnt Pellets first put up 40 years ago. They regulate and Invigorate, stomach, liver and bowels. Sugar-coated tiny granules. When a man says he’ll do a thing he usually thinks he’ll do It at the tlma

PERRY DAVIS’ PAINKILLER

"aijs rainsiLLEK !,• *" onnoe of prevention” as well as s pound of euro.’ For bowel trophies, skin wounds, colds, and other ins. BSe su'd 60c sloes.

The average man may feel like rejoicing when his wife has such a cold that she Is unable to speak above a whimper.

Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes

Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will Like Murine. It Boothes. 60c at Your Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.

SOMETHING FOR EVERYBODY

The cultivated hyacinth la a native Df Persia and Asia Minor. ‘ - ; The most valuable leather belt ever made sold for $5,800. It is 243 feet long, 72 inches wideband three-ply. Any child over 7 can be prosecuted as a criminal in England, but in Germany 12 is the limit of responsibility. Asparagus has been cultivated for more than 2.000 years from- wild varieties found in Natal, Siberia and Persia. * For the second year in succession the Rhodes scholarship for Manitoba has been won by a youth of Icelandic parentage. Joseph T. Thorson is the name of the latest winner. Announcement that airship communication will be started in May ljfi; tween Munich and Oberammergau in Germany recalls the Tact that proposals for an aerial service from Paris to Lyons were made in, 1784, within a year of the first balloon ascent. ♦

Victor Hugo was a good business man. One of his biographers describes him as “the keenest hand imaginable at a bargain, a past master in the art of drawing up contracts and the only author on record who made a fortune out ‘of his books while his publishers lost on them.”

M. Edmond Blanc is looked upon as the real ruler of Monaco. He pays $350,000 a year for the gambling concession he holds and thus provides the greater part of the revenue of the principality, In one respect M. Blanc is disappointed man. He can not gain admission to the French Jockey Club. As a result, It Is said, of the increased spirit duties under the British budget the police have noticed in remote districts of Ireland indications of a revival of illicit distillation of liquor. There has also been a~ consid erable increase, it is reported. In the consumption of spirits of ether as a beverage since the price of whiskey was raised.

In Italy the supply of machine guns is still In }ts infancy. By the end ol the year, however, every infantry regiment and every Alpine battalion is to have one gun for training the men. In the fall/of 1910 a beginning i 3 to he made to give every infantry and cavalry regiment one battery of four and every Alpine battalion one bat tery of two such guns. Men of former ages, unless they lived near the sea or river, had great difficulties gratifying their taste for fish. The great houses had their fish ponds or stews, but sea fish, such as cod, bream, sturgeon herring and sprats were salted, and the excessivs consumption of highly salted fish in the middle ages is said to have produced leprosy. Fish Was also baked in pies to enable it to be carried foi great distances. A piece of railroad construction was recently completed by which the Isof Japan now has a system run ning throughout the full length of the empire. The total length of the line is 1,750 miles and the distance from north to south of the island can now be covered in five days and nights. Ai the close of the fiscal year 1907-8, 4,452 miles of state railroad had been opened for traffic and 455 miles of rail way were controlled by private inter ests.

An orange vender, intent on forcing trade, has been doing a novel business in the residential part of the city foi the last few days. He rings the b«l! and tells the servant who answers that he has a box of oranges to deliver. The box is properly addressed and is said to have come from California. The express charges are usually about 83.50 or $4, and an amount far in excess of the value of the fruit which the box contains. A number of credulous people have been victimized.— New York Tribune.

The Pekin Gazette of recent date gives two rescripts in connection with criminals who “on account of madness” have killed their father and grandfather, respectively. The words are always added in such cases, for the crime of parricide is so heincus that strictly speaking the whole population of the city is responsible; the city walls have to be razed and a new site found elsewhere. In Szechuan province there is a deserted city, vis ible to travelers from the river, where this law was once strictly carried out

One or two developments or the police traffic rules in this city 1b a change in the manner of loading (arts of vegetable and fruit hucksters. The rules compel vehicles coming to a Btop to do so with their right hand or '‘off" wheels next Jhe curb. The peddlers obey the rule, but the leftside* of thelt wagons are built high above the body, so that a tempting array of wares is spread out, sloping toward ihe windows of the houses on that side of the street. ’ The men who run the cars say the new plan increases sales.—New York Tribune.

“More than half of the young men who enter college In the United Stales are physically defective” said Dr. R. Tati MacKenzle, physical director of the University of Pennsylvania gymnasium, in a recent address. “Students are not deformed except in rare instances,” Dr. MacKenzle Continued, “but more than half of them are de-’ fective. Two-thirds of them at least are round-shouldered, 30 per cent incline to flatfootedness, and lateral curvature of the spine, more or less pronounced, is distressingly frequent Cigarette smoking has impaired their wind and to some extent their heart and nerves. The freshman’s carriage is usually far from erect and digestion and eyesight are also apt to De below normal, due to lack of care.”

ft PftCKME MAILED FREE TM REQUEST OF MUNYON’S PAW-PAW PILLS m The best Stomach and Liver Fills known Hfc and a positive and speedy cure for Constipation, Indigestion, Jaundice, Biliousness, Sour Stomach, Head■‘7 V Brill ache, and all ailments UsMnnl arising from a disordered stomach or slug- . Kish liver. They con- • tain in concentrated form all the virtues and values of Munyon’s Paw-Paw Tonic and are made from the Juice of the Paw-Paw fruit. I unhesitatingly recommend these pills as being the best laxative and cathartic ever compounded. Send us a postal or letter requesting a free package of Munyon’s Celebrated Paw-Paw Laxative Pills, and we will mail same free of charge. MUNYON’S HOMOEOPATHIC HOME REMEDY CO., 53d and Jefferson Sts., Philadelphia, Pa.

Real Sea Serpents.

In New Caledonia sea serpents are frequently seen and sometimes captured. They are curious creatures, the head being very small and scarcely distinguishable from the body and the tall being formed like an oar. In length they are generally between three and four feet. In the jaw there are tiny glands containing poison, but as the mouth is very small it is difficult for them to bite, and the natives handle them fearlessly. A European traveler witnessed an experiment at Noumea which shows that under certain conditions the sea serpent can do deadly work. A rat was caught in a trap, and its tongue was grasped by a pair of pincers and placed in the mouth of a sea serpent. The serpent immediately bit it, and the rat died In four minutes.

THIRTY YEARS OF MISERY.

Terrible Suffnrlda from Kidney Trouble and feravel. Samuel J. Taylor, 312 North Second street, Goshen, Ind., says: “Any per-

crutches., I received no relief until I began taking Doan’s Kidney Pills. They cured me and I have been free from the trouble for some years.” Remember the name—Doan’s. For sale by all dealers. 60 cents a box. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,

Lake Huron and Lake Superior.

A magnificent summer trip is enjoyed by taking this “Fresh Water Sea Voyage” from Sarnia, Ontario, to Fort. Ontario, through these great lnlana seas. New steamers have been added to the Northern Navigation Co.’s fleet, and the finest and fastest vessels on the Great Lakes will fly the house flag of this popular Company. The steamers run in connection 'with the Grand Trunk Railway System, and all particulars, rates and descriptive literature, etc., can be had for the asking by applying to W. S. Cookson, 917 Merchants Loan & Trust Building, Chicago.

Women Wear Nightcapa.

Hush-h-h! It is quite possible you know it already, but It is a secret, just the same, and it never would do to have it talked about;-but the fact is that all we girls are going back to the fashion of our grandmothers and—yes, wearing nightcaps. But the nightcap of to-day is tb very different affair from those that were worn fifty efr sixty years ago. Those were frankly ugly, usually made of some coarse and heavy material, which covered the head completely, extending over the ears and under the chin. They were worn for warmth, for there was no steam heat at that date, and bedrooms often were chilly. The nightcaps of to-day are beautiful affairs of laces and silks and all kinds of dainty weaves, the New York Press says, and, though the man who buys one might be inclined to doubt it, they have the reason of their existence in the motives of strict economy. With the elaborate styles of coiffure that now are in fashion women find they can fritter away a most unwelcome proportion of their pip money on their hairdressers, and they have taken to nightcaps so that after their hair has been fixed, up for a dinner or theater party in the evening they can save it from being mussed up at night and preserve the effect of a single visit to the hairdresser for at least two or three- days. Flytime is responsible for a good many elopements.

The Appetite Calls lor more Post Toasties Let a saucer of this delightful food served with cream tell why. “The Memory Lingers” Pkgs. Me. aid 15c. > Postum Cereal Co,, Ltd. Battle Creek, Mich.

Awful Burning Itch Cured in a Day.

“In the middle of the night of March 30th I woke up with a burning Itch In my two hands and I felt as if I could pull them apart. In .the morning the Itching had gone to my chest and daring that day it spread all over my body. I was red and raw from the top of my head to the soles- of my feet and I was in continual agony from the itching. I could neither He down nor sit up. I happened to Bee about Cuticura Remedies and I thought*l would give them a trial. I took a good bath with the Cuticura Soap and used the Cnticura Ointment. I put it on from my head down to my feet and then went to bed. Ors the first of April 1 felt Mke a new man. The itching was almost gone. I continued with the Cuticura Soap and Cuticura Ointment and during that day the Itching completely left me. Frank Gridley, 325 East 43rd Street, New York City, Apr. 27, 1909.” Cuticura Remedies are sold throughout the world; Potter Drug & Chem. Corp., Sole Props., Boston, Mass.

When sowing wild oats a young man should be careful not to mix old rye with them.

and nursing baby. Keeps the whole family well. Large package 26c—all dealers.

A man always tries to conceal his vices under his virtues.

Mr*. Winslows Roothiko Strup for Ohlldm teething; softens the sums, reduces inflammation, allays pain, cures wind colic. 25 cents a bottle.

Delicately formed and gently reaped, women will find, in all the seasons of their lives, as uy maidens,wives or mothers, that the one simple, wholesome remedy which acts gently and pleasantly and naturally, and which may be -- used with truly beneficial effects, under any \ conditions, when the system needs a laxative. is—Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna, a It is Ibu well known to be a simple combination of the Hfla laxative and carminative principles-of plants 'MJa with pleasant arohnatic liquids, which are MSM agreeable and refreshing to the taste and li acceptable to the system .when its gentle illYli'V»W E& cleansing is desired. fp Only those who buy the genuine Syrup of 4 Figs and Elixir of Senna can hope to get its beneficial effects, and as a guarantee of the excellence of the remedy, the full name of the company—California Fig Syrup Go. —is printed ra on the front of every package, and without it any preparation offered as Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is fraudulent and should be declined. To those who know the quality of A this excellent laxative, the offer of any substi- , * tute, when Syrup of Figs and Elixir of Senna is called for, is always resented by a transfer of patronage to some first-class drug establish- viV-V SfvbSh ment, where they do not recommend, nor sell €*}*’' false brands, nor imitation remedies. The genu- fijfA ine article may be bought of all reliable drug- ft gists everywhere; one size only. Regular price 50 cents per bottle. Get a bottle today to have in the house when needed. -•

son desirous of learning 'of my e xperiencq with Doan’s Kidney Pills, can obtain the facts from me direct. I suffered from kidney trouble for thirty years. I often passed grafrel and at times had to use

The Right Wav W- W In all Cases of DISTEMPER, PINKEYE, INFLUENZA COLDS, ETC. - Of all Horses, Brood Mares, Colts, dM. , t 'y i* Stallions, is to “SPOHN THEM” Mgßtm gg§|j^ On their tongues or in the feed put Spohn’s Liquid Compound. Give tiie remedy to all of them. It acts on the blood and glands. It routs the disease bv expelling the disease germs. It wards otf the WEN^M trou hie no matter how they are “exposed.” Abso- IJHBraraHiHnF W|l2l|wS|P' lute!v free from anything injurious. A child can ■XItH safeW take it. 50 cents and *l.(xi; *5.00 and SlO 00 WBKmBS&EKBmtM WfljUl the dozen. Sold by druggists, harness dealers, or sent, express paid, by the manufacturers. vXftAOl ' . Special Agents Wanted FT SPOHN MEDICAL CO.gf>f2*g® Chemists and Bacteriologists GOSHEN. IND. U. S. A. NMNfcoMc**^ $175 PIANO PURCHASING BOND Given for a Solution to Ibis Reims ONLY ONE SOLUTION ALLOWED FROM THE samp FAMILY —% Send In your solution’as r—once, also send with yonr to- __ lotion the names of Swo or. VT sgAfij jPk* ■ # R ifMI f *«© ftKJR ws£? rs ms % iijJaA HpSSa 2 TH E paper, at once So *■» J. S. PtHCHI, fachfy-to-HwK Fm Nii,D«plß, iflWuhnhg. OUCAtO, ttIWOIS

PERFECT NIST EERIER It j-* BB - New ides patented. Send 4Se for sample Beater and Blc Catalogue. Un. hnsited opportunities for Agents. Inland Supply Co., Dept. 1, Rushville, Ind BUYERS f *“* Alwe J agents from gear starts wA«awoKT , ava^ 1 i«?.. t ia ,^::!,^ r »siisi GALLSTONES APPEXPICITIB, or any Llrer. Bowel or Rtommch Complaint. Including Brsfirsu I. rterr r.rw, can bo cured at boms bg tbs • I ‘BECKO-HO LVO-TO S E” treatment For particulars addreae OalUtone Kerned. Company. L>ept. K. Sole U. 8. A gents, lit Dearborn at. Chicago, 111 SMOKERS FIND LEWIS%SINGLE BINDER MCllir better Quality than moat 101 Cigars Your jobber or direct from Factory, Peoria, Hi.

A-B-C TEA FOR MOTHER

A Minister’s Constipation Rev, Kemp Telia of His DlgesHw Troubles and How He Overcame TWent—Yon Can Do So Freo. i The lack of exercise in a minister’s lift makes him very prone to constipation —but for that matter, most everybody is constipated now and then. It la the national disorder. Many alway to cure constipation and fra other stomach, V Mn and bowel Igsm church people have been buying for twenty years. Rev. k R A. Kemp, of Conference have been V a victim n _ w n n a M„.n of constipation but i^i, I have never found ■ *, p ctur * anything to equal on Package Dr. Caldwell’s byfup Pepsin. I also had indigestion and heart trouble. I can certainly recommend it.” It can be bought of any druggist at 5* cents or $1 a bottle. If there is anything about your case that you don't understand, write to the doctor. If you have never used this remedy and would like to try it, send your address and a free sample bottle will be forwarded to your home. Address Dr. W. B Caldwell 202 Caldwell <Bldg., Montlcello, 111. 4

Don*t whip the bowels witha harsh cathartic* You can do just as much, and gently, with a candy Cascaret Harsher physic makes the bowels hard, so you increase die dose. Cascarete leave die bowels normal, so oas tablet is enough. Vest-pocket bo, 10 ndi-gl drag Sing. Poo- 1 - now uss a sdilios bones noatklg. SB FOB DESSERT TO-DAY# _ OcUcioswly Flavored JELLYCON TJararteUtnyDf-wt FREE! Tbs Oder I, tally explained on Me. hrlna M j miyßltwcm. c. i». v. no. i»—isie ■fin wwTim ts uvtnnm ntut tag n INKS dlKllHMtl Is as mg,