Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 116, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 16 May 1910 — Rubbing It In. [ARTICLE]

Rubbing It In.

"What pawt have you—aw—weserved for me, Miss CoachemT’ asked young Saplaigh of the fair manager of the amateur theatricals. "Why, really, Mr. Sapleigh,” she replied, "I’m afraid I have overlooked you, and all the parts have been assigned. Oh, by the way, there is still the part of the heroine’s father; I think that would about fit you.” "The pawt is weally of little—aw—consequence, doncher know, just so I’m one of the—aw—actahs,” said Sapleigh. "What am I— —supposed to do In the pawt?” “Well," answered the fair manager, “as the heroine ft supposed to be an orphan, ( it will be up to you to remain dead.” —Brooklyn Life. They all claim it, but no man is overworked.