Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 115, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 May 1910 — All In a Flutter. [ARTICLE]

All In a Flutter.

For the first time in her life she was about to make a railway journey. When she arrived at the station she didn’t know what to do. She hailed a porter. “Young man,” she said, "can you tell me whore I get my ticket?” "Right there at the bookin’ orfls!" answered the porter, jerking his thumb backward; “throu’ the pigeon ’ole.” She regarded the hole, aniTthen she regarded the porter. Her face was crimson with insult. “You be off, you idiot!” she screamed. “How on earth do you think I’m going to get thrO’ there? I ain’t no blessed pigeon!”—Answers. We have become used to having people refuse to laugh at our jokes. ' What has become of the old-sash, ioned Salvation Army?