Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 101, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 April 1910 — quite Safe with Her. [ARTICLE]

quite Safe with Her.

"John, love,” said the young wife, “you oughtn’t to have any secrets from me.” ' “Well, Tootsie?” “You go to lodge meetings, and you never tell me anything abopt them.” “They wouldn’t Interest you, dear. I don’t mind giving you the password, though, if you’ll promisq never to disclose it to a living soul.” ‘Til promise never to tell It to anybody.” “Remember It’s to be repeated only once and very rapidly.” “I’ll remember. What Is It?” Aldaborontiphosclphomlostlcos.” “What? Please say It again, a little slower.” “Have you forgotten the conditions already? I said ’only once and very rapidly.’ ” (Tearful pause.) “O, dear! I wish you hadn’t told me!” —Chicago Tribune.