Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 101, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 April 1910 — The Teat. [ARTICLE]

The Teat.

A really ingenious waiter is a rare being. A reporter of the New York Sun *ays that he found one not long ago, a genial Irishman, frankly inclined to converse. The guest sat down and frowned Aver the bill of fare in great perplexity. “What’s good to-day?” he inquired of the waiter. , . “Clams, sir,” answered the other, promptly, and then, leaning over the table, hg added, confidentially, “they’re very g*>d indeed, sir. The waiters aTe eating ’em themselves.” Take warning from the peachbud: That which grows venturesome and takes off its union suit too soon never lives to be a peach.