Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 101, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 28 April 1910 — How About a Plaster? [ARTICLE]

How About a Plaster?

One day an old war veteran limped into a shop and said to the druggist: “I want some medicine, some sort of vermifuge, I suppose.” “Well, colonel, where’s the trouble?” asked the clerk, sympathetically. “Where does the seat of your difficulty seem to be?” “In my wooden leg, mister. It’s gettin’ all worm eaten.”—Ladies’- Home Journal.