Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 94, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 20 April 1910 — Page 4

Classified Column. i TOE SALE. For Sale —Two new Sure Hatch incubators; one 120-egg size, other 160. Inquire of Mrs. John Gwin, phone 238. Far Sale —Household furniture, such as china closet, tables, dressers, and other stuff not mentioned, at private Bale. Call next door north of John Merritt’s house, on south Front street. Arlie Rowen. For Sale —A baby carriage, as good as new. Inquire of Mrs. Rice Porter. • For Sale—First class 7-room house on Scott and Pine streets, 3 blocks east of court house. Bath room complete, cistern, well and city water, electric lights, good out-buildings, nice yard and shade. All kinds of small fruit trees. Fine grape arbor, cement walks and curbing. Lot 79% by 150 feet. Terms to suit. Call or write Geo. E. Ulm, P. O. Box 433, Rensselaer. Indiana. For Sale —Good tomato plants, the best variety I could get; now ready to set out; sweet potato plants later. J. H. Cox. For Sale —Kelley-Springfleld rubber tired top buggy, well made and in good condition. Address J. B. Garland, R. D. No. 4, or call 2% miles southeast of Rensselaer. For Trade —A 46 horse power PopeToledo, in good shape, to trade for a No. 10 Buick or a good small 5-pas-senger car. S. S. Scott, Oxford, Ind. 0 1 For Sale —Two young sound work horses. Phone 502 J. • For Sale —Or will trade for cattle, 160 acre farm in Jasper county, 60 acres under cultivation; balance timber pasture; 80 acres fenced hog tight. Address D. H. Wesner, Tefft, Ind. For Sale—2B head of good 900 pound steers. Address E. Ranton, or phone 608 A.

For Sal©—The heirs of John Bisloskey, deceased, desire to sell the 380 acre farm in Newton township, and the 3 acre tract in Marion township, Jarfper county, Ind. See or write the heirs or Frank Foltz, Rensselaer, Ind., tor prices. Fer Sale—Root’s bee supplies of all kinds. Free catalogue. Leslie Clark, care Republican, Rensselaer, ind. FOB RENT. For Bent—An eight room house on south Weston street, one and one half blocks from cour| house square. Electric lights, cistern in house, hydrant at the door. Good out buildings. Enquire of Lewis Davisson. For Bent—6-room flat over old Republican office. City and cistern water in kitchen and all in good repair. Rent reasonable. Inquire of Geo. H. Healey. < For Bent—Good six room house in Rensselaer and 10 lots. Good location. Write of phone 513 H. George Ott, R. D. 1, Rensselaer, Ind. For Bent—B room house, on a corner lot, one block east of court house, nice yard and line shade. Inquire o$ J. W. Stockton or phone 188. For Bent 7 room and summer kitchen house, in good condition, electric lights, city water and cistern, 2 lets, garden and barn. Write or telephone W. L. Wood, Parr, Ind.

For Beat —s room cottage, near court boose, large garden plot. E. L. Clark. For Beat —23o acres of good pasture three miles northeast of DeMotte and one mile north of Kersey. Bates, fifty cents a month for cattle and seventyflve cents a month for horses, or will rent entire farm for the season. Inquire of Martin Harrington, Kersey, Indiana. For Bent —B room house in good condition, three squares from court house. Blanche Hoyes. For Bent —Six room cement cottage. Ray D. Thompson. For Bent— 6 room house with large garden and fruit Inquire of A. H. Hopkins of Ellen Sayler. For Bent —Two furnished rooms. Mrs. E. L. Clark. FOUBD. Found— l pair black Hd gloves. % pair rubbers. Inquire here. MOFBY TO LOUT. r‘. f— |— M Money to Loon—lnsurance Co. money on first form mortgage security. Inquire of E. P. Honan. io.tf

PARR.

Look out girls, George and Frank both have new buggies. Amos Davisson and Amos Alter are proud owners of new autos. Miss Annie Clayton, of McCoysburg, spent Sunday with- Marie King. Bessie Marion spent Sunday afternoon with Myrtle and Mattie Fay. Frank McCurtin and Hazel McColly spent Sunday with Mayme Myres. Miss Marie Gant spent Sunday with her cousin Neva Garriott, of Surrey. • Mr. and Mrs. A. D. Stephenson spent Sunday with Amos Alter and family. Mrs. Leach and son John, of Aix, spent Sunday with Chas. Warne and family. Linnie Brusnahan, of Chicago, is visiting his parents, Mr. and Mrs. Tom Brusnahan. Deva Hurley, who is working for Mrs. Homer Stanley, spent Sunday with home folks. Mr. and Mrs. Cad Caldwell, of Aix, spent Sunday with the latter’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Newt Price. The U. B. prayer meeting was held at Mrs. Effie Myres’ Tuesday night and will be held at D. V. Comer’s Friday night. Miss Eliza Fay returned to Fair Oaks Tuesday morning after a visit with her sister-in-law, Mrs. Jas. Fay and family. Mr. and Mrs. James Hurley and the latter’s mother, Mrs. Jas. Snyder, of Rensselaer, spent Sunday with A 1 McCurtin and family.

WANTED. Wanted—3 more men at the cement tile factory. C. Kalberer. Wanted—More milk customers, 6% cents per quart. Order separated cream or skimmed milk in advance of Spencer Bros., phone 610 K. Wanted—Good, hustling agents to work on a good paying proposition. Address M. J. Thornton, Lock Box 393. Wanted—Milk customers for sweet and sour milk and cream. Delivery twice a day. Albert Duggins, phone 614 E. Wanted —Bee keepers to send for catalogue of Root’s supplies. Write or call for free catalogue. Leslie Clark, eare Republican, Rensselaer, Ind. Wanted —Purchasers for two new typewriters. Will be sold at half price. Standard machines. None better made. Republican office.

POULTRY AND EGGS. For Sale —Single Black Minorca eggs, weight per dozen 1% tp 2 lbs., have pure white, tough shell, only 10 cents each. Direct Northup strain. Our little flock is valued at a high figure on account of fancy points. Joseph A. Puliins, R. D. 1, Rensselaer, Ind. Phone 634 F. Eggs for setting from S. C. Buff Orpingtons, the largest clean legged chicken in existence and recognized as the heaviest winter layers. Eggs from prize winners at $3.00 per 16. Utility stock, $1.50 per 16. G. B. Porter. fb.lstf For Sale—Mayhew’s White Wyandottes—those chickens that won 26 ribbons for me this season at four shows. Eggs for sale at $1 and $2 per 16. Arthur Mayhew, Route 3, Rensselaer, Indiana. For Sale—Rhode Island Red eggs for hatching from prize winning birds. A fine winter laying strain. $1 per setting of 16. G. W. Hopkins.

* CaenwMt eq Cwa L Stilxx For Sale—A few settings of Pekin duck eggs, 75 cents per setting of 11. •W. R. Nowels. MISCELLANEOUS. I have an improved vacuum cleaner this year and will clean houses for 75 cents per room. Get your orders in before the rush. O. S. Baker. Lawn Mowers Sharpened—Call on Len Griggs, at the court house heating plant at jail. N Paperhanging— Clarence Hamilton, painter and paper-hanger. Phone 289.

His Merry Thought.

Miss Budde—l6 your husband a society man? % Mrs. Newporte Lennox—l hardly think so, dear. You see, he hasn’t been blackmailed yet.

Enough to Make Him So.

“Rather small for his age, Isn’t he?” “What else can you expect, when he’s brought up on condensed milk?" —Ally Sloper’s Half-Holiday.

Ideal and Real.

She—l suppose, Mr. Emerald Green, you are wedded to your art? Emerald Green—Yes, and I wish now I had married for money.—Ally Sloper’s Half-Holiday.

Rather Embarrassing.

Jack—This month I’ve got invitations to four weddings.Abbie—Don’t you think it wrong to accept so many without giving one in return.

"The mind's construction In t 1 hee.”—Shakespeare. •

Plenty of Material.

“Why is that strange blond so popular with the college girls?” "Sh! She assists then - , to arrange their ‘cozy corners.’ ” “Ah, she has an artistic temperament?” “No, but her- father owns four junk shops.”—Chicago Newt.

SUNFLOWER PHILOSOPHY.

Some people are so stingy that the; are dishonest. < No use talking; a prohibitionist taking a drink amuses people. In Kansas the hell joke causes al most as much merriment as the keg joke. One way not to have a good time it to spend most of your time looking for it. We almost hate to meet a strangei in August; we so hate to shake lfis hot hand. ' “What,” the women folks all say when father scolds, “is he grumbling about now?” Neighbors living next door to a baby often lie about his smartness as much as its parents. Every one discovers some day that when he asks for simple justice he is asking too much. Incidentally, there are a number ol voices that could be revised downward to advantage. You women have an idea that we men can’t get along unless we have a woman to watch us. People sympathize with you in order to tell you they have seen a great deal worse trouble themselves. The man who always tries to lug in a cheerful word when he meets you finally gets on your nerves. Which gives you the greater enjoy ment: To hear your friends praised or your enemies roasted? If you think people have bad mem ories, that’s another proof that you have always behaved yourself. There is always plenty to quarrel about; we heard, two men quarreling today as to the best breakfast food. Every barber seems to have a different notion about the proper stuff to put on a man’s face after ( having him. You can’t work as well in hot weather but, if you work is well as you can, you will notice the heat less. A girl, who has at any time taken part in an amateur show, can’t wash Lhe dishes without assumin a tragic air. Make the statement in the presence of women that a woman ever chased a man and you have a row on your hands at once. If a wife has faith in her husband, the neighbors wonder how much longer it is going to take her to get her eyes opened.

You always get a chance at the man you hate; if nothing else offers, you can refuse to buy a chance when he raffles his shotgun. So long as a women is in perfect "health rhe has only her preacher to rave about, but after she has had a doctor her praise service is divided. , Human hair is said to be worth ibout f3O a pound, but it depends largely on whether you are buying it, or merely trying to keep wnat you have. The average mm, when he sees a watermelon, thumps it to see if it is ripe. Every man thinks he can tell if i watermelon is r ; pe by thumping it. He learned the art in stealing them. When you start o repeat something that has been sai< to you, remember the person who said it is liable to deny it, and as many people will believe him as you. • As soon as a woman ets married it begins to show in the knot of hair on the back of her head. We can look at the knot of hair on the back of a woman’s head and tell whether she is married or single. '

When a woman has been married as long as years, and none of hip .'oiks come to visit her, the suspicion is confirmed that ihey don’t match up .vith her ante-wedding tales of their wealth and greatness. Instead of having “speeches” by the children in the schools every Friday why wouldn’t it be a good thing, in■tead, to invite doctors to give tne children health hints? People know very little about themselves. When an automobile owner hears a queer sound he takes his machine to a garage, and has it looked over. Thousands of jases of sickness might be avoided If people knew more about-themselves. An Atchison woman who has doßely 'ollowed the fight of two women over in incubator baby has her nose turned ipso high in contempt that her sneeze ihakes the birds’ nests out of the trees. ‘The idea of making such a fuss over i baby that weighed only a pound at borth,” she says. “Eevry one of my children weighed at least 10 pbunds, and I had 16 of then, and there was no incubator at our house, either!"— Atchison (Kan.) Globe.

Wedding announcements —engraved or printed—furnished by the Repub-

WHY SO WEAK?

Kidney Troubles Hay be Sapping Year Life Away.. Rensselaer People Have Learned Tbls Fact. -— 1 * . . When a healthy man or .woman begins to run down 'without apparent cause, becomes weak, languid, depressed, suffers backache, headache, dizzy spells and urinary disorders, look to the kidneys for the cause of it all. ICeep the kidneys well and they will keep you well. Doan’s Kidney Pills cure sick kidneys and keep them well. Here Is Rensselaer testimony to prove it Mrs. Henry Randle, Forest street, Rensselaer, Ind., says: “I have not the least hesitation in recommending Doan’s Kidney Pills, as I know them to be a reliable remedy for kidney complaint. Last July I had a severe attack of backache, accompanied bv pains through my loins. It was all I could do to attend to my work. When I was suffering the worst, one of my neighbors advised me t«. try Doan’s Kidney Pills, in fact, gave me a few that she had in the house: I took them and was so impressed with the results that I procured a further supply at Larsh’s Drug Store. They acted just as represented and in a short time I was free from pain. I think a great deal of Doan’s Kidney Pills and highly recommend them.” For sale by all dealers. Price 60 cents Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo, New York, sole agents for the United States. Remember the name —Doan’s—and take no other.

Library Notes—Some Good Children’s Books.

Emergencies, by C. V. Gulick. One of the most valuable volume's. Teaches in a simple, direct way what to do in case of accidents and how to avoid them. Based on the Careful study of accidents to children reported in the newpaper press during a period of nine months. The illustrations are numerous and very helpful. Montana, by K. B. Judson. A historical reader, giving in simple, lively chapters, the early history of Montana and the life of the Indians. Makes good use of the romantic and picturesque elements. An appendix gives a well annotated list of books and the constitution of Montana. The illustrations are interesting. Flying Plover, by G. E. T. Roberts. Stories of the days when great animals ruled the world, and of how man triumphed over them when he discovered a way to make fire. Humorously and effectively told in the manner of an old Indian woman talking to her little grandson. The illustrations are excellent. Stories of the Great West, by Theodore Roosevelt. Stories, of the Ancient World, retold from. St. Nicholas. Twelve stories of the sphinx, ancient cities, the development of architecure, the beginning of clothes and of the alphabet, etc., well told and finely illustrated. Stories of the Middle Ages, retold from St. Nicolas. Fifteen stories describing the customs of the medieval world and telling briefly the histories of a few great leaders. Wolf Patrol, by John Finnemore. The story of the experiences of five English boys, who formed the “Wolf patrol” and adopted General BadenPowell’s nine rules that make up the “Scout law.” A good wholesome English story, full of adventure and inculcating the merits of courage, kindliness, resourcefulness, etc.

Catarrh Can Quickly Be Cured.

A bottle of Hyomel, a hard rhbber pocket inhalqr, that will last a lifetime, and simple instructions for curing catarrh make a Hyomei outfit. Into the inhaler you pour a few drops of magical Hyomei (pronounce it High-o-me). This is absorbed by the antiseptic gauze within and now you are ready to breathe it over the germ infested membrane where it will speedily begin its work of killing catarrh germs. Hyomei is made of Australian eucalyptol combined with other antiseptics and is very pleasant to breathe. It is guaranteed to cure catarrh, bronchitis, sore throat, croup, coughs and colds, or money back. It cleans out a stuffed up head in a few minutes. Sold by druggists everywhere, and by B. F. Fendig. Complete outfit 21.00. And remember that extra bottles if afterwards needed cost only 50 cents. Breathe it, that’s all. To break up cold In head or chest in a few minutes, pour a teaspoonful of Hyomei into a bowl of boiling water, cover head and bowl with a towel and breathe the vapor.

Professional Cards DR. E. C. ENGLISH nranui an bttrgeor Night and day calls given prompt attention. Residence phone, lit. Office phone, 177. H—oslssr, Znd. DR. L M. WASHBURN. ERTSXCIAR ABB BPMOOX Makes a specialty of Diseases of the Eyes. Rensselaer. 2nd. DR. F. Am TURFLER. ' OSTEOPATHIC FHTSICIAR Rooms 1 and 2, Murray Building, Rensselaer, Indiana. Phones, Office—2 rings on 206, residence—S rings on SOO. Successfully treats both acute and chronic diseases. Spinal curvatures a specialty. , DR. E. N. LOT Successor to Dr. W. W. lihrtaelL HOMEOPATHIST Office —Frame building on Uullen street, east of court house. omoß pxon » . Residence College Avenue, Phone 100. Rensselaer, Indiana. F. H. HEMPHILL, M. B. * Physician and Snrgeon Special attention 'to diseases of woman and low grades of fever. Office In Williams block. Opposite Court House. Telephone, office and residence, 442. . Bensselaer, Ind.

. FRANK- FOLTfc Lawyer Practices in All Courts Telephone No. 16 J. T. Irwin 8. O. Irwin IRWIN A IRWIN RAW, REAL ESTATE ARB HTBT7RARCE. B per oent farm loans. Office In Odd Fellows' Block. Rsnssslasr, Indiana. ARTHUR H. HOPKINS RAW, ROARS ARB REAL ESTATE Loans on farms and city property, personal security and chattel mortgage. Buy, sell and rent farms and city property. I arm and city Are Insurance. Office over Chicago Bargain Store. Rensselaer, Indiana. E. P. HONAN ATTORRST AT RAW Law, Loans, Abstracts, Insurance and Real Estate. Will practice In all the courts. All business attended te with promptness and dispatch. Rensselaer, Indiana. H. E. BROWN BBRTIBT Crown and Bridge Work and Teeth Without Plates a Specialty. All the latest methods In Dentistry. Oss administered for painless extraction. Office over Larch's Drug Store. I. O. O. F Building. Phone 159. JOHN A. DUNLAP, Lawyer. Practice in all courts. Estates settled. Farm Loans. Collection department. Notary in the office. Rensselaer, v Indiana.

It’s Shocking To see the many poor horses of this city trying to work. It is not neces sary for anyone to have a poor horse when they can secure the best feed for them by coming to the River Queen Mills. You will find* it is no more expensive than the feed you are now using. River Queen Mills Phone N.

OWoasro to Worthwest, Indianapolis, Cincinnati, and the South, Loul* ▼ille and Trench Idck Springs. BENSSSLABB TIME TABLE In Effect January 16, 1910. %OTTTH BODED. No. 6—Louisville Mall . .10:56 a.m. No. 33—Indianapolis Mail ... 1:B8 P,m. No. 39—Milk Accom 6:02 p in! NO. 3—Louisville Er ..11:05 nm No. 31—Fast Mall 4:45 am! WORTHBOTTOTJ. No. 4 —Mall 4:49 a.m. No. 40—Milk Accom 7:31 a.m No. 32—Fast Mall 10:05 a.m’ No. 6—Mall and Ex. ....... 3:13 p.mi No. 30 —Cin. to Chi. Mall ■.6:02 p.m. No. 5, south bound, makes connection at Monon for Indianapolis, arriving In that city at 2:20/p. m. Also train No. 38, north bound, leaves Indianapolis at 11:45 a. m., and connects at Monon with No. 6. arriving at Rensselaer at 3:13 p. m. Train No. 31 makes connection at Monon for Lafayette, arriving at Lafayette at 6:15 a, m. No. 14, leaving Lafayette ,at 4:30 p. m., connects with No. 30 at Monon, arriving at Rensselaer at 6:02 p. m. Effective April 15th and until further notice, Cedar Lake will be a flag stop for trains No. 3,4,. 30 and 33.

Correct size and style calling cards at the Republican. ,