Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 92, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 18 April 1910 — Texas Court Braves No Delay. [ARTICLE]

Texas Court Braves No Delay.

Prosecuting Attorney—Your honor, the bull pup has gone and chawed up the court Bible. Judge—Well, make the witness kiss the bull pup, then. We can’t adjourn oourt for a week jest to hunt up a new Bible.—San Aatonlo Express. Never put off till to-morrow the one thing some other chap will do for you to-day. Don’t expect your friends to pull you out of a hole unless you show some disposition to kelp yourself.