Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 89, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 14 April 1910 — Two Kinds of Oil. [ARTICLE]

Two Kinds of Oil.

He was anxious to purchase a birthday gift for his wife, and, as he liked pictures and the wall were rather bare, he soon hit upon the form which his present should take. “Where shall I find something really nice in oils for the dining room?” he asked of an assistant at the co-opera-tive stores. "On the third floor,” began the assistant; then he paused and looked doubtfully at the inquirer. “Did you mean a painting or something in the sardine Mne?” he asked.—Tit-Bits.