Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 88, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 13 April 1910 — Poor Goat. [ARTICLE]

Poor Goat.

There was a goat in our town And he was wondrous thin. And yet wherever food was, he Was always butting in. And when he found the food was gone. He never acted blue — He merely ate the dishes, and He ate the table, too. He ate a family washing and The clothesline at a bite; And then he ate a whetstone, just To whet his appetite. Re might have been there, eating yet. But that’s an open question— He ajte a box of breakfast food And died of indigestion! —Cleveland Leader. • -