Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 86, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 11 April 1910 — Funeral Baked Meats. [ARTICLE]

Funeral Baked Meats.

The Customer—Hi, waiter! What do you mean on the menu by “Brown Soup,” “Jonesed Eggs” and "Harrised Mutton?” The Waiter —Well, sir, you see, sir, we often give dishes names of our clients who die after bein' reg’lar cus’omers here. —The Sketch. Men are too willing to go to law. Remember that when a lawyer advises you to go to law. it is not hid funeral , A woman who tries to convince a man that he knows more than she does ia both clever and dangerous.