Evening Republican, Volume 14, Number 85, Rensselaer, Jasper County, 9 April 1910 — One Lives and Learns. [ARTICLE]

One Lives and Learns.

An old captain and his mate went into a restaurant near the docks and ordered dinner. The waiter placed a plate of curious liquid before them. •*I say, young fellow-, what's this stuff?” shouted the captain. “Soup, sir,” replied the waiter. “Soup? Bill”—turning to his/mate — “just think of that! Here you and me have been sailing on soup all our lives, an never knqwed it till now.”